古怪的店小二

　　{"body":[{"id":"31064695343415296","sort":0,"type":1,"role":"31039494901903859","content":"清朝，客來(lái)安飯店"},{"id":"31064695343415297","sort":1024,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"店小二，"},{"id":"31064695343415298","sort":2048,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"店小二"},{"id":"31064695343415299","sort":3072,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"廚娘，何事？"},{"id":"31064695343415300","sort":4096,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"你在干什么呢？"},{"id":"31064695343415301","sort":5120,"type":1,"role":"31039494901903859","content":"廚娘走到店小二身邊"},{"id":"31064695343415302","sort":6144,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"你這是在寫詩(shī)？"},{"id":"31064695343415303","sort":7168,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"嗯"},{"id":"31064695343415304","sort":8192,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"文采不錯(cuò)嘛"},{"id":"31064695343415305","sort":9216,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"你懂？"},{"id":"31064695343415306","sort":10240,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"嘿嘿嘿嘿，略懂略懂"},{"id":"31064695343415307","sort":11264,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"……"},{"id":"31064695343415308","sort":12288,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"我有些問(wèn)題想要問(wèn)問(wèn)你"},{"id":"31064695343415309","sort":13312,"type":1,"role":"31039494901903859","content":"店小二奇怪的看著廚娘"},{"id":"31064695343415310","sort":14336,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"那個(gè)，我的閨蜜說(shuō)了，必須得問(wèn)清楚你的來(lái)歷，不然，她們不會(huì)放心的"},{"id":"31064695343415311","sort":15360,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"閨蜜為何物？"},{"id":"31064695343415312","sort":16384,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"我差點(diǎn)忘了自己在古代"},{"id":"31064695343415313","sort":17408,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"你在嘀咕些什么？"},{"id":"31064695343415314","sort":18432,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"哦，沒(méi)有什么。"},{"id":"31064695343415315","sort":19456,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"閨蜜的意思就是朋友"},{"id":"31064695343415316","sort":20480,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"哦"},{"id":"31064695343415317","sort":21504,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"哦什么哦，你得回答問(wèn)題啊？"},{"id":"31064695343415318","sort":22528,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"回答什么"},{"id":"31064695343415319","sort":23552,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"你從哪里來(lái)啊？為什么會(huì)餓暈在我的店門口？"},{"id":"31064695343415320","sort":24576,"type":1,"role":"31039494901903859","content":"店小二，抬頭看著門口，深深的嘆了一口氣"},{"id":"31064695343415321","sort":25600,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"是有什么難言之隱嗎？"},{"id":"31064695343415322","sort":26624,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"我說(shuō)了，你切莫將我趕走，才好啊"},{"id":"31064695343415323","sort":27648,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"但說(shuō)無(wú)妨"},{"id":"31064695343415324","sort":28672,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"我本是富貴人家的公子，因樂(lè)交落魄文人，遂獨(dú)身一人來(lái)到這偏遠(yuǎn)地區(qū)，尋找與自己志同道合之人，可誰(shuí)料想，盤纏盡全數(shù)被那劫匪拿去，于是才……"},{"id":"31064695343415325","sort":29696,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"真是自作自受"},{"id":"31064695343415326","sort":30720,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"廚娘又在說(shuō)些什么？何不大聲說(shuō)出來(lái)"},{"id":"31064695343415327","sort":31744,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"哦，我是說(shuō)，你不是會(huì)武功嗎？怎會(huì)被劫匪搶走盤纏？"},{"id":"31064695343415328","sort":32768,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"難耐，那劫匪……"},{"id":"31064695343415329","sort":33792,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"個(gè)個(gè)兇神惡煞？"},{"id":"31064695343415330","sort":34816,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"否也"},{"id":"31064695343415331","sort":35840,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"那是"},{"id":"31064695343415332","sort":36864,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"廚娘，莫急莫急，待我與你細(xì)細(xì)說(shuō)來(lái)"},{"id":"31064695343415333","sort":37888,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"咱能不能長(zhǎng)話短說(shuō)？"},{"id":"31064695343415334","sort":38912,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"廚娘這是何意啊？"},{"id":"31064695343415335","sort":39936,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"只說(shuō)重點(diǎn)就可以了"},{"id":"31064695343415336","sort":40960,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"哦"},{"id":"31064695343415337","sort":41984,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"別哦啊，倒是說(shuō)啊"},{"id":"31064695343415338","sort":43008,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"難耐劫匪人數(shù)眾多"},{"id":"31064695343415339","sort":44032,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"沒(méi)有了？"},{"id":"31064695343415340","sort":45056,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"嗯"},{"id":"31064695343415341","sort":46080,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"這就是重點(diǎn)"},{"id":"31064695343415342","sort":47104,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"……"},{"id":"31064695343415343","sort":48128,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"我還有一事想要問(wèn)清楚"},{"id":"31064695343415344","sort":49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5343415393","sort":99328,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"否則，我就無(wú)法現(xiàn)在立刻馬上，消失在你的視線內(nèi)"},{"id":"31064695343415394","sort":100352,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"……"},{"id":"31064695343415395","sort":101376,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"你學(xué)的還真快啊"},{"id":"31064695343415396","sort":102400,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"廚娘只需回答我的問(wèn)題，就好"},{"id":"31064695343415397","sort":103424,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"沒(méi)有!!!"},{"id":"31064695343415398","sort":104448,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"那不妨，聽(tīng)我一言"},{"id":"31064695343415399","sort":105472,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"有話快說(shuō)"},{"id":"31064695343415400","sort":106496,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"廚娘的行為多有不妥，不符合當(dāng)下女子的行為，如果能稍加改變，或許，就可找到婚配"},{"id":"31064695343415401","sort":107520,"type":1,"role":"31039494901903859","content":"廚娘雙手叉腰"},{"id":"31064695343415402","sort":108544,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"來(lái)"},{"id":"31064695343415403","sort":109568,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"你給我好好說(shuō)說(shuō)"},{"id":"31064695343415404","sort":110592,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"我怎么就行為不妥了"},{"id":"31064695343415405","sort":111616,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"那廚娘切莫生氣"},{"id":"31064695343415406","sort":112640,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"不會(huì)不會(huì)不會(huì)，你大膽的說(shuō)"},{"id":"31064695343415407","sort":113664,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"我就先說(shuō)三點(diǎn)吧。"},{"id":"31064695343415408","sort":114688,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"我忍，都說(shuō)了忍字頭上一把刀"},{"id":"31064695343415409","sort":115712,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"其一：廚娘與人說(shuō)話言語(yǔ)有些蠻橫，且音量有些過(guò)高"},{"id":"31064695343415410","sort":116736,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"……"},{"id":"31064695343415411","sort":117760,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"其二：廚娘似乎也在練著什么武功，像是一些歪門邪道的武功。"},{"id":"31064695343415412","sort":118784,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"我從未見(jiàn)過(guò)"},{"id":"31064695343415413","sort":119808,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"你要是見(jiàn)過(guò)跆拳道，那還了得？"},{"id":"31064695343415414","sort":120832,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"不知廚娘又在說(shuō)些什么"},{"id":"31064695343415415","sort":121856,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"我說(shuō)，你繼續(xù)說(shuō)"},{"id":"31064695343415416","sort":122880,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"其三：廚娘的衣著總是穿戴不整齊"},{"id":"31064695343415417","sort":123904,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"我就解開(kāi)一個(gè)扣子怎么就不妥了？"},{"id":"31064695343415418","sort":124928,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"誰(shuí)讓你們古代沒(méi)有空調(diào)啊，我就快要熱死了"},{"id":"31064695343415419","sort":125952,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"古人說(shuō)……"},{"id":"31064695343415420","sort":126976,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"閉嘴"},{"id":"31064695343415421","sort":128000,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"閉嘴，不要再說(shuō)了"},{"id":"31064695343415422","sort":129024,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"為何？"},{"id":"31064695343415423","sort":130048,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"小二，你可知一句話？"},{"id":"31064695343415424","sort":131072,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"什么話？"},{"id":"31064695343415425","sort":132096,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"你可知忍字上面有一何字?"},{"id":"31064695343415426","sort":133120,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"莫不是，刃字吧"},{"id":"31064695343415427","sort":134144,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"……"},{"id":"31064695343415428","sort":135168,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"那如果去掉那個(gè)點(diǎn)呢？"},{"id":"31064695343415429","sort":136192,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"為何要去掉點(diǎn)?"},{"id":"31064695343415430","sort":137216,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"啊，我要瘋了"},{"id":"31064695343415431","sort":138240,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"你現(xiàn)在立刻馬上，去擦桌子"},{"id":"31064695343415432","sort":139264,"type":1,"role":"31063487416322695","content":"你還沒(méi)有說(shuō)清楚是何字呢？"},{"id":"31064695343415433","sort":140288,"type":1,"role":"31039574915503214","content":"滾"}],"sentencecount":138}