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第3章 about新名字有多二

無話不成仙 葉君遷 1888 2018-09-07 16:55:20

  {"body":[{"id":"31210399715324947","sort":"1","type":1,"role":"31161604860510881","content":"雖然不是很情愿,大家還是學(xué)著林則的樣子,先后朝虛空中的魂魄靈牌伸出手去。毫無意外的,那些青碧色的玉牌們接二連三地往他們沖來,同樣準(zhǔn)確無誤地分別落入了眾人的手里。"},{"id":"31210403458836813","sort":"2049","type":1,"role":"31161604860510881","content":"半空中那依稀被電光包圍的圈子中,卻仍有一個牌子飄飄沉沉,未等到它的主人。"},{"id":"31210408306426651","sort":"3073","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"這多出來的又是誰的?"},{"id":"31210410991568422","sort":"4097","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"學(xué)長你不怕手又麻嗎?說不定麻多了會直接翹掉,請問到時候你的牌子可以留給我研究一下嗎?"},{"id":"31210414481590331","sort":"5121","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"咳咳……不碰,不碰。"},{"id":"31210416899442993","sort":"6145","type":1,"role":"31161604860510881","content":"青碧玉牌的觸感并不突兀,大家小心翼翼地翻著查看,只覺得這些小牌子觸手溫潤,也不像想象中那樣不當(dāng)心會被自己捏碎,慢慢放下了戒心。"},{"id":"31210419030751208","sort":"7169","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"上面的字你們都認識嗎?像是大篆或者鐘鼎文什么的……知識點會不會超綱了?"},{"id":"31210420910078060","sort":"8193","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"慌什么,你仔細再看看。"},{"id":"31210422537604056","sort":"9217","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"哦。"},{"id":"31210424131631932","sort":"10241","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"嗯?不對……我真的認識誒……呃——"},{"id":"31210426831228469","sort":"11265","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"既然這些魂魄靈牌會認主,那也許也直接把這副肉身的基本能力都給我們了,識字至少是沒問題的……又或者這些靈牌的名字本來就是原主人親手寫上去的,只要潛意識里明白筆畫和結(jié)構(gòu)的意義,理論上就能認識大部分的文字了。"},{"id":"31210429499014511","sort":"12289","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"原理什么的就算了……這名字,有點為難人啊。"},{"id":"31210431931945180","sort":"13313","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"嗯?石曦你叫啥?"},{"id":"31210434062827780","sort":"14337","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"逝閑。"},{"id":"31210436210510001","sort":"15361","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"……哪兩個字?"},{"id":"31210437837988103","sort":"16385","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"逝世的閑人——逝閑。"},{"id":"31210439700485781","sort":"17409","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"你這么解釋好可怕。"},{"id":"31210442401868252","sort":"18433","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"可能是法號之類的……所以連姓也沒有。石曦,說不定你超厲害的!"},{"id":"31210444281114897","sort":"19457","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"……并不想要這種厲害啊。"},{"id":"31210446697168334","sort":"20481","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"吳卓你呢?"},{"id":"31210450170442330","sort":"21505","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"……"},{"id":"31210451246068356","sort":"22529","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"學(xué)姐?"},{"id":"31210453662200662","sort":"23553","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"尹無鑒。"},{"id":"31210455271306552","sort":"24577","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"噗——"},{"id":"31210457974376697","sort":"25601","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"不準(zhǔn)笑。"},{"id":"31210459853523452","sort":"26625","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"學(xué)姐,這名字……和你的白頭發(fā)非常般配。"},{"id":"31210463073356799","sort":"27649","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"林則你認真的嗎?要是喜歡,這名字讓給你,只要給我找瓶染發(fā)劑做報酬就好,成交?"},{"id":"31210465221020885","sort":"28673","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"不不不,我很滿足這個新名字——符偃。聽起來就很淡定。"},{"id":"31210467083418434","sort":"29697","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"名字太路人了很容易成炮灰的。"},{"id":"31210469517888931","sort":"30721","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"太扎眼了更容易被干掉。"},{"id":"31210471127076637","sort":"31745","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"……真的不換?"},{"id":"31210472721022606","sort":"32769","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"我相信這種隨機分配自有它的道理。"},{"id":"31210475424092511","sort":"33793","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"Matthew你的是……翟歸倦?比我的還繞口點誒……"},{"id":"31210479717798970","sort":"34817","type":1,"role":"31161646475758713","content":"?"},{"id":"31210480776512213","sort":"35841","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"韋流明——感覺跟我自己的名字有一種奇怪的押韻感,不會是扔骰子隨便選的吧。"},{"id":"31210483459475095","sort":"36865","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"總比我的要像人名一點——誰家的小孩子會頂著這種法號一樣的名字啊。"},{"id":"31210485625626751","sort":"37889","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"可能是你爹媽……啊不不不,這個形象的爹媽取的……"},{"id":"31210487754872876","sort":"38913","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"那請問你們哪位是我的爹媽?取這種不負責(zé)任的名字的目的是什么呢?斷情絕愛么?"},{"id":"31210489634085446","sort":"39937","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"可能從小身體不好、被送上山修行什么的……"},{"id":"31210492587319687","sort":"40961","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"逝閑師太……聽起來就是能統(tǒng)一武林的霸主名字??!"},{"id":"31210495256750827","sort":"41985","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"……更像個頑固的老不死、動輒會逼死徒弟的那種領(lǐng)盒飯角色呢。"},{"id":"31210497404874585","sort":"43009","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"……別想太多。"},{"id":"31210499316040360","sort":"44033","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"我們的就算了……邵館長你笑成這種樣子,莫非是看到了自己的天選命運么?"},{"id":"31210500895061804","sort":"45057","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"啊哈哈哈哈哈哈……狄、狄……"},{"id":"31210504922105830","sort":"46081","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"姓狄?!"},{"id":"31210507068099610","sort":"47105","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"……這個姓,有點微妙啊。"},{"id":"31210509771301165","sort":"48129","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"世界觀又要改了?這里看著也不像唐朝啊……"},{"id":"31210511648941069","sort":"49153","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"變推理游戲了?"},{"id":"31210513528169693","sort":"50177","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"那完蛋了,我們頂著這種ABC類型、而且也看不出來任何主角光環(huán)的名字,鐵定是先死的。"},{"id":"31210515390632783","sort":"51201","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"以邵學(xué)長的風(fēng)格,就算智商跟上了,也未必來得及救我們啊。"},{"id":"31210518613840956","sort":"52225","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"看他這猖狂的樣子大概巴不得趕緊死兩、三個,他好立刻開始破案。"},{"id":"31210520508246064","sort":"53249","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"死得越多,他的嫌疑人范圍越小……很容易就成最后贏家了。"},{"id":"31210522372462412","sort":"54273","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"頂著這種名字被殺,感覺有點不甘心……哪里有砂紙嗎?既然魂魄靈牌這么聽話,說不定可以把有字的這面磨光、重新再刻一遍嘿。"},{"id":"31210524536891856","sort":"55297","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"逝閑師太您老冷靜一點。"},{"id":"31210526416087635","sort":"56321","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"要不把你的牌子給我,一樣材料的磨起來更快,讓這兩面有字的互相傷害,這樣我們就都能重新刻名字了……"},{"id":"31210528830565492","sort":"57345","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"別別別……說不定就像學(xué)長講的那樣,這牌子傷了也會傷到人??!我道歉!我道歉啊逝閑……啊不不不石曦同學(xué)我任你差遣,你別上來就把我干掉、給學(xué)長送人頭啊!"},{"id":"31210532053808033","sort":"58369","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"邵館長你還不消停點嗎?小孩子都為你打起來了。"},{"id":"31210534182987976","sort":"59393","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"好好好……不會隨便就死人的放心啦,看!"},{"id":"31210535810515728","sort":"60417","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"狄……驚云?"},{"id":"31210537943233264","sort":"61441","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"帥不帥?是不是一聽,就像能使出挫骨揚灰、傷心一箭這種大招的人物?"},{"id":"31210539820988570","sort":"62465","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"……并沒有。"},{"id":"31210541431815841","sort":"63489","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"這名字是滿足了你的童年夢想嗎?求你不要再這么笑了……太瘆人了。"},{"id":"31210543596279061","sort":"64513","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"不笑不笑,以后肯定還有其他機會……話說,老東你叫什么?"},{"id":"31210546012559085","sort":"65537","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"……"},{"id":"31210547071026590","sort":"66561","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"剛才你被堵著叫掌教,肯定比我們的名字要炫酷多了,叫什么?"},{"id":"31210554856835473","sort":"67585","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"學(xué)長你怎么臉都黑了?"},{"id":"31210557021805722","sort":"68609","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"東禪學(xué)長你意外地沉默呢……"},{"id":"31210559437921670","sort":"69633","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"啊……學(xué)姐你有沒有一種不好的預(yù)感?"},{"id":"31210561047273122","sort":"70657","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"求不要烏鴉嘴。"},{"id":"31210562927877952","sort":"71681","type":1,"role":"31161604860510881","content":"眾人心照不宣地統(tǒng)統(tǒng)往李東禪湊近了過去。"},{"id":"31210564788981169","sort":"72705","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"別看了,一言難盡。"},{"id":"31210566936661570","sort":"73729","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"最中二的名字在我這里,你怕什么。"},{"id":"31210569639371415","sort":"74753","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"這不是中二不中二的問題……"},{"id":"31210571233382765","sort":"75777","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"再不給看,我們動手開搶了啊……老幺幫忙!"},{"id":"31210573112627731","sort":"76801","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"……無極。"},{"id":"31210574991774360","sort":"77825","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"什么?"},{"id":"31210576618055190","sort":"78849","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"無……極。"},{"id":"31210580378020115","sort":"79873","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"……"},{"id":"31210581718953392","sort":"80897","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"……"},{"id":"31210583329731102","sort":"81921","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"噗——"},{"id":"31210585208961724","sort":"82945","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"石曦你笑夠了沒!"},{"id":"31210586819641027","sort":"83969","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"所以咱們以后都得喊您老無極掌教?啊哈哈哈哈哈不行不行,給條活路吧老東……"},{"id":"31210589505405825","sort":"84993","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"……當(dāng)著這個世界那些不明真相的群眾就算了,咱們自己人私底下就不要這么作了好不好?"},{"id":"31210591921622047","sort":"86017","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"這名還不如狗子呢。"},{"id":"31210593532285981","sort":"87041","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"不準(zhǔn)叫他狗子。"},{"id":"31210595394847900","sort":"88065","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"或者改個……叫無名好了。既不扎眼,又爛大街。"},{"id":"31210597289711311","sort":"89089","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"但一般叫這個名字的下場都很慘誒,而且堂堂的掌教——雖然不知道到底管的是個什么,叫無名也太慫了。"},{"id":"31210599169070922","sort":"90113","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"改名就算了……掌教的位子太麻煩,說不定還有各種手續(xù)呢。"},{"id":"31210602390591857","sort":"91137","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"對了對了,去年他掛科、你陪著來補考的時候,叫過他一個很帶感的小名,是什么來著……"},{"id":"31210604522506591","sort":"92161","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"邵館長,聽墻角是會長針眼的。"},{"id":"31210606132202049","sort":"93185","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"啊哈哈哈我想起來了,阿斗!"},{"id":"31210607742963366","sort":"94209","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"噗噗噗——"},{"id":"31210610696297076","sort":"95233","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"逝閑師太你漏氣了。"},{"id":"31210613112431973","sort":"96257","type":1,"role":"31161604860510881","content":"裂蒼崖的無極掌教,私底下正式更名為——阿斗。"}],"sentencecount":94}

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