李公公不是公公

　　{"body":[{"id":"36801600768966656","sort":0,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"萬里晴空。距一山村不遠的林中，李公公睜開了眼睛。將周遭環(huán)境左左右右看了個遍，也沒發(fā)現(xiàn)魏清宴的身影。"},{"id":"36806244668801024","sort":1024,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"【焦急叫喊】王上！"},{"id":"36801600768966657","sort":2048,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"王上，我的王上哎！"},{"id":"36806244668801025","sort":3072,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"王上，你要是死了，奴才也不要獨活吶！"},{"id":"36806244668801026","sort":4096,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"就在李公公急的要死要活時，魏清宴的身影出現(xiàn)了。"},{"id":"36806244668801027","sort":5120,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"鬼叫什么？！"},{"id":"36806244668801028","sort":6144,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"大老遠的耳朵都被你叫聾了。"},{"id":"36806244668801029","sort":7168,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"王，王上，沒死？"},{"id":"36806244668801030","sort":8192,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"沒死?。?},{"id":"36806244668801031","sort":9216,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"真是老天有眼吶！"},{"id":"36806244668801032","sort":10240,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"不會說話就閉嘴！"},{"id":"36806244668801033","sort":11264,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"魏清宴一把把掛在身上的人揪下來。"},{"id":"36806244668801034","sort":12288,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"別以為換個地方就能得寸進尺??！"},{"id":"36806244668801035","sort":13312,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"你還是寡人的小李子。"},{"id":"36806244668801036","sort":14336,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"【開心的瞇眼笑】是！奴才永永遠遠是王上的小李子吶。"},{"id":"36806244668801037","sort":15360,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"乖。"},{"id":"36806244668801038","sort":16384,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"【環(huán)顧四周】不過，王上，這是哪里啊？"},{"id":"36806244668801039","sort":17408,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"哪里無所謂，活著就不錯了。"},{"id":"36806244668801040","sort":18432,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"然后丟給他一只翹了辮子的雞。"},{"id":"36806244668801041","sort":19456,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"給，處理一下。"},{"id":"36806244668801042","sort":20480,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"李公公揪著那公雞漂亮的羽毛，一時之間，不知該說些什么。"},{"id":"36806244668801043","sort":21504,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"王上，這雞是家養(yǎng)的吧？"},{"id":"36806244668801044","sort":22528,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"嗯。"},{"id":"36806244668801045","sort":23552,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"【思考狀】這樣會不會不太妥當(dāng)……"},{"id":"36806244668801046","sort":24576,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"你就只會這倆字了是吧？"},{"id":"36806244668801047","sort":25600,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"還敢挑刺呢？你是不是仗著換個地方我治不了你了？嗯？！"},{"id":"36806244668801048","sort":26624,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"不敢不敢！奴才學(xué)問還是可以的。"},{"id":"37453928689827840","sort":27648,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"……"},{"id":"37453928689827841","sort":28672,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"去弄去。"},{"id":"36806244668801049","sort":29696,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"奴才這就去，這就去！"},{"id":"36806244668801050","sort":30720,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"【小聲嘀咕】好歹從小一起長大的，還是“生死之交”呢，就兇巴巴的對我。"},{"id":"36806244668801051","sort":31744,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"什么？"},{"id":"36806244668801052","sort":32768,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"沒聽清，再說一遍。"},{"id":"36806244668801053","sort":33792,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"李公公嚇的一個機靈，忙擺手。"},{"id":"36806244668801054","sort":34816,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"沒沒沒！"},{"id":"36806244668801055","sort":35840,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"我說天氣好好，對！天氣好好！"},{"id":"36806244668801056","sort":36864,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"哼！看你慫的！"},{"id":"36806244668801057","sort":37888,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"……"},{"id":"36806244668801058","sort":38912,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"李公公:敢不慫嗎？不敢。"},{"id":"36806244668801059","sort":39936,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"李公公去湖邊清理那只家禽，魏清宴悠閑的躺在樹下假寐。忽然就聽到李公公嗷的一聲。"},{"id":"36806244668801060","sort":40960,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"?。“““?！"},{"id":"36806244668801061","sort":41984,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"干什么干什么？！怕招不來人是咋滴？"},{"id":"36806244668801062","sort":43008,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"怎么了？"},{"id":"36806244668801063","sort":44032,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"魏清宴一個翻身站起來，朝湖邊走去。"},{"id":"36806244668801064","sort":45056,"type":1,"role":"36782680903868898","content":"王上，別，別過來的。"},{"id":"36806244668801065","sort":46080,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"李公公顫著小嗓音，似又驚又喜。"},{"id":"36806244668801066","sort":47104,"type":1,"role":"36782657798613769","content":"魏清宴可不管讓不讓過去，徑直走向他。"},{"id":"36806244668801067","sort":48128,"type":1,"role":"36782676339641721","content":"【無奈】到底怎么了？"},{"id":"36806244668801068","sort":49152,"type":1,"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