{"body":[{"id":"40104502006644736","sort":0,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀，笨爹爹呀！以后你就知道的嘛"},{"id":"40104502006644737","sort":1024,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我的腦袋極度混亂，這都什么亂七八糟的道理"},{"id":"40104502006644738","sort":2048,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"乖啦啦，剛才你說(shuō)這里是講道理的。所有人都講道理，九天內(nèi)我必須找到一個(gè)本地人結(jié)婚這就是道理？"},{"id":"40104502006644739","sort":3072,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"對(duì)的呀笨爹爹，這是給外來(lái)世界的人定的道理嘛！"},{"id":"40104502006644740","sort":4096,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"如果找不到會(huì)什么樣？"},{"id":"40104502006644741","sort":5120,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"那就從哪里來(lái)回哪里去的嘛"},{"id":"40104502006644742","sort":6144,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"你的意思是如果我失敗，就可以回到我原來(lái)的世界？"},{"id":"40104502006644743","sort":7168,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀，笨爹爹呀！你要是能回你的世界，啦啦還要啦你到處穿梭做什么的嘛！每一次穿梭，都要啦啦半條命，啦啦好苦的嘛"},{"id":"40104502006644744","sort":8192,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我雖然十分生氣，但是卻發(fā)不出來(lái)，我從頭到尾都不知道怎么回事"},{"id":"40104502006644745","sort":9216,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"那啦啦這么辛苦，為什么不送爹爹回去？"},{"id":"40104502006644746","sort":10240,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀！笨爹爹呀！你只有在這有理國(guó)度安定下來(lái)，才能慢慢想起以前的事情，然后才有可能知道自己為什么來(lái)這里的嘛！也才能找到回去的方法嘛"},{"id":"40104502006644747","sort":11264,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"這不太科學(xué)，總感覺(jué)被啦啦忽悠了"},{"id":"40104502006644748","sort":12288,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"啦啦，你沒(méi)騙爹爹？"},{"id":"40104502006644749","sort":13312,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀，可惡的爹爹呀！啦啦騙你有什么好處嘛，只有爹爹找到回去的路，啦啦才不會(huì)那么辛苦的嘛"},{"id":"40104502006644750","sort":14336,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"這確實(shí)沒(méi)什么毛病，現(xiàn)在不能套太多的東西，啦啦一旦發(fā)現(xiàn)，肯定要整死我，轉(zhuǎn)換話題"},{"id":"40104502006644751","sort":15360,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"就知道啦啦乖，你說(shuō)這里的人都講道理，那為什么有這么多的牢房？"},{"id":"40104502006644752","sort":16384,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀！笨爹爹呀！這牢房其實(shí)不是牢房的嘛，是招待在外面世界來(lái)的人呀！"},{"id":"40137543743700992","sort":17408,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"啊啊啊啊！"},{"id":"40137543743700993","sort":18432,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀！爹爹呀！你什么老是喜歡問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題的呀！你現(xiàn)在重點(diǎn)是要找到一個(gè)娘親的呀！這樣爹爹才能在這里安居下來(lái)的呀！那啦啦就不用很累很累的呀！"},{"id":"40138547960741888","sort":19456,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"……"},{"id":"40138547960741889","sort":20480,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"智商不夠用啊，先是幻想坑爹寶寶啦啦，現(xiàn)在又是必須相親取本地女子，我最討厭相親了，什么感覺(jué)陷入無(wú)窮的坑爹之中"},{"id":"40138547960741890","sort":21504,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"爹爹呀！不要廢話滴啦，好好休息一下，明天早上開(kāi)始相親"},{"id":"40138547960741891","sort":22528,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"懵逼"},{"id":"40138547960741892","sort":23552,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"我去哪里相親？你不是說(shuō)那個(gè)非誠(chéng)勿擾沒(méi)有機(jī)會(huì)了嗎？要等三年的嘛"},{"id":"40138547960741893","sort":24576,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀呀，笨爹爹呀！不能上非誠(chéng)勿擾我們可以去相親網(wǎng)站找紅娘介紹滴嘛！非誠(chéng)勿擾又不是唯一相親的平臺(tái)？"},{"id":"40138547960741894","sort":25600,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"相親網(wǎng)站？逗爹嗎？"},{"id":"40138547960741895","sort":26624,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀呀，爹爹呀！你又拉低了智商啦！這是你幻想的世界啦，自然有相親網(wǎng)站滴嘛！"},{"id":"40138547960741896","sort":27648,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"我說(shuō)啦啦，你老說(shuō)我幻想想的世界，那我是死的還是活的？"},{"id":"40138547960741897","sort":28672,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"爹爹呀！你智商已經(jīng)low極點(diǎn)啦！沒(méi)有智商的人都知道你活著的呀！要不然什么和啦啦說(shuō)話滴嘛"},{"id":"40138547960741898","sort":29696,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我已經(jīng)被氣到?jīng)]脾氣了"},{"id":"40138547960741899","sort":30720,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"行行行，那我問(wèn)你，我在原來(lái)的世界是活著還是死了？"},{"id":"40138547960741900","sort":31744,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"笨爹爹呀，你沒(méi)在原來(lái)的世界了呀，要不然你什么和啦啦說(shuō)話呀！"},{"id":"40138547960741901","sort":32768,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"那就是說(shuō)我在原來(lái)的世界已經(jīng)死了，穿越來(lái)到這里了"},{"id":"40138547960741902","sort":33792,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"笨死了爹爹呀！你死了還有什么穿越啦？你什么老是問(wèn)啦啦不知道的事情呀！你的世界啦啦不懂呀！這個(gè)世界爹爹不懂呀！啦啦就是要教會(huì)爹爹呀"},{"id":"40138547960741903","sort":34816,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我相信任何人遇到這樣的情況，必定崩潰癱瘓，可我是個(gè)厚顏無(wú)恥的人，臉皮比頭還厚，抗擊打能力絕對(duì)一流，要不然我什么還能問(wèn)出啦啦都回答不了的問(wèn)題"},{"id":"40138547960741904","sort":35840,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"行行行，我不問(wèn)了，那你趕緊找平板或手機(jī)給我，我百度搜索相親網(wǎng)站，趕緊把我的材料寫(xiě)上"},{"id":"40138547960741905","sort":36864,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"爹爹呀！你的腦袋沒(méi)有被驢踢了呀！這是你幻想的世界呀！哪里有手機(jī)平板電腦呀！你從來(lái)都不用手機(jī)平板電腦的呀！"},{"id":"40138547960741906","sort":37888,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"我從來(lái)不用手機(jī)平板電腦？"},{"id":"40138547960741907","sort":38912,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"對(duì)的呀！所以這個(gè)世界是沒(méi)有手機(jī)平板電腦的呀！"},{"id":"40138547960741908","sort":39936,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"那你給我找紙張，我這些征婚廣告"},{"id":"40138547960741909","sort":40960,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"爹爹呀！你非常反對(duì)使用紙張的呀！這個(gè)世界什么可能有紙張的呀！你天天口里喊著保護(hù)環(huán)境，杜絕紙張"},{"id":"40138547960741910","sort":41984,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"玩我呢！"},{"id":"40138547960741911","sort":43008,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"那什么辦？難道明天在街上隨便抓女的說(shuō)：嫁給我好不好？"},{"id":"40138547960741912","sort":44032,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"啦啦偷笑"},{"id":"40138547960741913","sort":45056,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"笑什么？"},{"id":"40138547960741914","sort":46080,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"爹爹呀！你那是不講道理，直接被送走的呀！"},{"id":"40138547960741915","sort":47104,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"那你出什么相親的餿主意"},{"id":"40138547960741916","sort":48128,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀爹爹呀！這是有道理的做法，就算有平板電腦或手機(jī)，爹爹呀！你也不懂這個(gè)世界的語(yǔ)言呀！你發(fā)布的相親資料也沒(méi)有用的呀"},{"id":"40138547960741917","sort":49152,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"你傻，不會(huì)下個(gè)翻譯軟件？"},{"id":"40138547960741918","sort":50176,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"暗自得意，這下總可以表現(xiàn)我的智慧了吧！"},{"id":"40138547960741919","sort":51200,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"爹爹呀，你都沒(méi)學(xué)會(huì)這里的語(yǔ)言，哪里有翻譯軟件？"},{"id":"40138547960741920","sort":52224,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"什么邏輯？什么邏輯？"},{"id":"40138547960741921","sort":53248,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"百度上什么都有，什么可能沒(méi)有翻譯軟件呢？"},{"id":"40138547960741922","sort":54272,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"笨爹爹呀！你是第一個(gè)來(lái)自地球的人，地球上自然沒(méi)有人知道這個(gè)世界，那什么編寫(xiě)翻譯軟件？"},{"id":"40138547960741923","sort":55296,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"感覺(jué)自己真的被啦啦玩蒙了"},{"id":"40138547960741924","sort":56320,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"我是第一個(gè)來(lái)這里的人？"},{"id":"40138547960741925","sort":57344,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀爹爹呀！笨死了你，我都說(shuō)了N邊了，這是你幻想的世界，地球上的其他人是來(lái)不了滴呀"},{"id":"40138547960741926","sort":58368,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"什么亂七八糟的，我越來(lái)越糊涂了，還是先別問(wèn)先想辦法留下來(lái)，再慢慢研究什么回事？"},{"id":"40138547960741927","sort":59392,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"那你說(shuō)相親什么辦？"},{"id":"40138547960741928","sort":60416,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"笨爹爹呀！早早這么問(wèn)，不就簡(jiǎn)單了，爹爹放心滴啦，啦啦已經(jīng)幫你寫(xiě)好資料通過(guò)微識(shí)發(fā)布啦！"},{"id":"40138547960741929","sort":61440,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"微識(shí)？"},{"id":"40138547960741930","sort":62464,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀爹爹呀！這是有理世界的網(wǎng)絡(luò)呀！只有啦啦有合法身份登陸的呀"},{"id":"40138547960741931","sort":63488,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"那你的意思是我沒(méi)有身份登陸？"},{"id":"40138547960741932","sort":64512,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"現(xiàn)在當(dāng)然沒(méi)有的啦"},{"id":"40138547960741933","sort":65536,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"那以后？"},{"id":"40138547960741934","sort":66560,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"等爹爹找到娘親，定居下來(lái)，經(jīng)過(guò)考察合格就可以有身份的啦"},{"id":"40138547960741935","sort":67584,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"……"},{"id":"40138547960741936","sort":68608,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"所以爹爹必須疼啦啦，啦啦才好替爹爹辦事"},{"id":"40138547960741937","sort":69632,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"少來(lái)了，你就不怕爹爹我有身份之后踢了你，不要你了嗎"},{"id":"40138547960741938","sort":70656,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"爹爹你不會(huì)啦，沒(méi)有啦啦，爹爹寸步難行，要是爹爹不要啦啦了，爹爹所有有道理的一切都會(huì)變得沒(méi)有道理，將被驅(qū)除出有理世界，到時(shí)候爹爹連去處都沒(méi)有"},{"id":"40138547960741939","sort":71680,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我靠，這是赤裸裸的威脅"},{"id":"40138547960741940","sort":72704,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"為什么呢？"},{"id":"40138547960741941","sort":73728,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"啦啦是爹爹的推薦人，啦啦被爹爹拋棄了，爹爹自然被這個(gè)世界拋棄了"},{"id":"40138547960741942","sort":74752,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"好吧，你贏了"},{"id":"40138547960741943","sort":75776,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"爹爹呀！你什么一點(diǎn)都不高興了呀"},{"id":"40138547960741944","sort":76800,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"……"},{"id":"40138547960741945","sort":77824,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"有這么聰明可愛(ài)又萌呆的女兒，還帶你在這個(gè)世界立足插根，過(guò)上幸福美滿的生活，你有什么不滿足呀？"},{"id":"40138547960741946","sort":78848,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"你們說(shuō)遇到這么一個(gè)自戀到極點(diǎn)的坑爹寶寶，我還什么說(shuō)？該什么說(shuō)？"},{"id":"40138547960741947","sort":79872,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"滿足，滿足……"},{"id":"40138547960741948","sort":80896,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"好虛偽"},{"id":"40138547960741949","sort":81920,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"尷尬，極度尷尬"},{"id":"40138547960741950","sort":82944,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀，收到了81份求愛(ài)的信，爹爹呀，你的魅力果然厲害，看樣子就在這個(gè)世界沒(méi)有問(wèn)題的啦"}],"sentencecount":82}