賜予斜月三星洞學(xué)法術(shù)的記憶

　　{"body":[{"id":"40685370026754048","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"在那山洞里，我害怕極了！因?yàn)槟切┭终懻撛趺磁腼兾遥?},{"id":"40685639552729088","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"那太糟糕了！沒(méi)想到，堂堂的孫悟空、竟然也有當(dāng)食物的一天！"},{"id":"40685639552729089","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"當(dāng)時(shí)，我叫天天不應(yīng)，叫地地不靈！我就不明白！我就是出去旅游一趟，怎就落到這種田地？！"},{"id":"40685639552729090","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……那倒是！我想，像雞鴨一樣待宰，那滋味肯定不好受？"},{"id":"40685732968267776","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"沒(méi)錯(cuò)！我當(dāng)時(shí)，我充滿了恐懼、煩惱、絕望……感覺(jué)它們都是無(wú)形的刑具，我的精神、實(shí)在是傷痕累累而苦不堪言！"},{"id":"40685860458332160","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"那后來(lái)呢？你不會(huì)真的進(jìn)入蒸屜吧！"},{"id":"40685887301877760","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"沒(méi)有！我看到了觀音姐姐！"},{"id":"40685887301877761","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"哦！那她長(zhǎng)啥樣?。∥彝闷娴模?},{"id":"40686199760748544","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"絕對(duì)的美人！她五官比例十分精準(zhǔn)，像芭比娃娃的臉！看著，就讓人歡喜！"},{"id":"40686199760748545","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"??？這……這也太讓挺意外了！"},{"id":"40686199760748546","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"所以我愣了一下。然后，我連忙大呼了：“菩薩！救命！”但見(jiàn)，她笑了！她說(shuō)：“你這潑猴！也有哭著喊救命的時(shí)候？感覺(jué)這齊天大圣的招牌算是砸了！還砸得我腳好痛！”"},{"id":"40686258833326080","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"是啊！我的腳也好痛！不行！我得看看，是否紅腫淤青！"},{"id":"40686258833326081","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"耶！別拿我當(dāng)火鍋――是大涮特涮！"},{"id":"40686309819285504","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"這樣不好嗎？你也可以嘗到啊！多歡樂(lè)??！"},{"id":"40686309819285505","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"呵！我不需要！"},{"id":"40686365922295808","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"好了！我不逗你，就是了！那后來(lái)呢？觀音姐姐直接救你嗎？"},{"id":"40686617731530752","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"不！我當(dāng)時(shí)，我連忙說(shuō)：“不！我不是孫悟空！觀音姐姐！您能知過(guò)去、現(xiàn)在、未來(lái)……當(dāng)知這其中的緣由！請(qǐng)送我回原來(lái)的世界！”"},{"id":"40686617731530753","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"她拒絕了你的請(qǐng)求嗎？！"},{"id":"40686617731530754","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是?。∥矣浀?，當(dāng)時(shí)，她說(shuō)：“sory！我不能逆天而行！”"},{"id":"40686617731530755","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"啥？觀音姐姐，她還會(huì)外語(yǔ)？！"},{"id":"40686617731530756","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是??！我當(dāng)時(shí)，我就驚呆了！她解釋道：“這普度眾生，不能不會(huì)！畢竟這個(gè)世界有兩百多個(gè)國(guó)家！”"},{"id":"40686617731530757","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……敢情觀音姐姐才是最牛掰的語(yǔ)言專家啊！"},{"id":"40686717035872256","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是啊！但這不是當(dāng)時(shí)，我關(guān)心的問(wèn)題！"},{"id":"40686717035872257","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"嗯！我明白！我想，你當(dāng)時(shí)，你最關(guān)心的是為什么會(huì)穿越？！"},{"id":"40686717035872258","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"她居然告訴我：“南無(wú)觀世音菩薩！這天機(jī)不可泄露！”"},{"id":"40687050986356736","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"啊！當(dāng)時(shí)，你豈不是很無(wú)語(yǔ)？"},{"id":"40687050986356737","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"我？我是急得想打人！但是我忍住了！畢竟只有她能救我！所以我只發(fā)了一句牢騷！"},{"id":"40687050986356738","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"哦！什么？"},{"id":"40687050986356739","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"我記得，我對(duì)她說(shuō)：“這穿越就穿越了！怎么還到孫悟空的身體里？！那我現(xiàn)在到底算什么？”"},{"id":"40687050986356740","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"咦！那……那你當(dāng)時(shí)，你到底是什么？！"},{"id":"40687050986356741","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"觀音姐姐她當(dāng)時(shí)，她跟我說(shuō)：“你現(xiàn)在是孫悟空的靈魂！”你說(shuō)悲不悲催？！"},{"id":"40687050986356742","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"啊！這……這真是雷得我是外焦里嫩啊！"},{"id":"40687050986356743","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是啊！我當(dāng)時(shí)，我都覺(jué)得我能聞到肉香了！"},{"id":"40687162655506432","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……我腦補(bǔ)一下，我想那表情一定非常有趣！"},{"id":"40687162655506433","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"我記得，當(dāng)時(shí)，觀眾姐姐都忍不住笑了！然后，她說(shuō)：“我有一個(gè)好消息！”我一聽(tīng)，我就精神了！我連忙問(wèn)道：“什么？請(qǐng)您快點(diǎn)說(shuō)！”“只要你助唐僧取經(jīng)成功！你就可以回去了！”"},{"id":"40687236206821376","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"這……這不能算好消息吧！"},{"id":"40687236206821377","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"當(dāng)時(shí)，我就是這么想的！所以我說(shuō)：“觀音姐姐！您這不是讓我去當(dāng)點(diǎn)心嗎？這一路妖魔鬼怪那么多，而我又不懂法術(shù)??！”"},{"id":"40687236206821378","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"是啊！那當(dāng)時(shí)，觀音姐姐她怎么回答你？"},{"id":"40687285045297152","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"她？她當(dāng)時(shí)，她對(duì)我說(shuō)：“無(wú)妨！無(wú)妨！我這就把孫悟空當(dāng)年學(xué)法術(shù)的記憶給你！”“哦！這樣我是不是，就會(huì)七十二變了？！”"},{"id":"40687424094863360","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"??！法術(shù)還可以這樣速成？這……這質(zhì)量有保證嗎？！"},{"id":"40687424094863361","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"當(dāng)時(shí)，我也是這么疑問(wèn)的！所以我對(duì)她說(shuō)：“這法術(shù)來(lái)得像泡方便面那快，靠譜嗎？！”她居然說(shuō)：“這得靠你自己！難道你聽(tīng)到我都是念，南無(wú)觀世音菩薩嗎？！這求人不如求己?。　蔽耶?dāng)時(shí)，我就碉堡了！"},{"id":"40687721538125824","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"我覺(jué)得觀音姐姐這話，實(shí)在是殘酷而又在理！"},{"id":"40687721538125825","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是??！我當(dāng)時(shí)，我只好說(shuō)：“觀音姐姐！萬(wàn)一，我不能及時(shí)學(xué)會(huì)！那唐僧豈不是，要被人端上飯桌？！”"},{"id":"40687721538125826","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"你這么說(shuō)，那觀音姐姐是不是送你法寶?。?？"},{"id":"40687721538125827","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"三根救命毫毛！"},{"id":"40687721538125828","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"??！感情這三根毫毛是這樣來(lái)的啊！"},{"id":"40687721538125829","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是??！當(dāng)時(shí)，她對(duì)我說(shuō)：“我賜你三根救命毫毛！危難之時(shí)，你可以用！實(shí)在不行，你就讓它找我！”我一聽(tīng)，我只好說(shuō)：“謝觀音姐姐！”"},{"id":"40687721538125830","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"之后呢？"},{"id":"40687721538125831","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"我想想?。‘?dāng)時(shí)，觀音姐姐拿出三根金光閃閃的毫毛，是放在我頭頂！同時(shí)，她念念有詞！但見(jiàn)，她食指、中指是輕輕點(diǎn)在我眉心！霎時(shí)！那孫猴子在斜月三星洞的點(diǎn)點(diǎn)滴滴，是涌現(xiàn)在我頭顱里！"},{"id":"40687924190117888","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"就像親身經(jīng)歷一樣嗎？？"},{"id":"40687924190117889","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"沒(méi)錯(cuò)！當(dāng)時(shí)，觀音姐姐就問(wèn)我：“你都想起來(lái)了嗎？”我點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭！“哦！那我就放心了！”但見(jiàn)，觀音姐姐她說(shuō)完，她就消失了！急得我大叫：“耶！觀音姐姐！你還沒(méi)，你還沒(méi)救我出去呢？！”"},{"id":"40687924190117890","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"??！那……那……你是怎么脫險(xiǎn)的？！"},{"id":"40687924190117891","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"靠自己！還好我天資聰穎！我當(dāng)時(shí)，我就變成一只蒼蠅，我飛跑了！"},{"id":"40687977893986304","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"??！你就這樣就了你自己？！"},{"id":"40687977893986305","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"沒(méi)錯(cuò)！那些記憶……簡(jiǎn)直是親身體驗(yàn)！所以那些口訣，我一用，竟是得心應(yīng)手！"},{"id":"40687977893986306","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"哦！這……這未免也太神奇了吧！"},{"id":"40687977893986307","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是啊！當(dāng)時(shí)，我都覺(jué)得不可思議！"}],"sentencecount":57}