第一章 什么情況?
{"body":[{"id":"41326114471149568","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"系統(tǒng)提示:歡迎新人!"},{"id":"41326114471149569","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"我靠!什么情況?"},{"id":"41326114471149570","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"系統(tǒng)提示:請(qǐng)勿用敏感詞匯:靠。"},{"id":"41326114471149571","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"哎呀呀,系統(tǒng)終于派人來(lái)接我的班啦!"},{"id":"41326114471149572","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"我終于可以退休啦!"},{"id":"41326114471149573","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"來(lái)來(lái)來(lái),小的們,快跟你們新的主管打招呼。"},{"id":"41326114471149574","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"——?"},{"id":"41326114471149575","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"啥?誰(shuí)?咋滴啦?"},{"id":"41326114471149576","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"41325866420516563","content":"咯咯噠"},{"id":"41326114471149577","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"41325859726401080","content":"象象"},{"id":"41326114471149578","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"41325845767754852","content":"旺旺"},{"id":"41326114471149579","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"41325839862173327","content":"鹿鹿"},{"id":"41326114471149580","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"???"},{"id":"41326114471149581","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"剛才能說(shuō)人話的老頭,你出來(lái)。我承諾拒絕不打死你,只要你跟我解釋清楚這到底是咋回事!"},{"id":"41326114471149582","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"哎呀小伙子,脾氣別這么暴躁嘛!"},{"id":"41326114471149583","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"小的們,平時(shí)就教育你們多學(xué)學(xué)人話,現(xiàn)在好了,把新來(lái)的主管?chē)樀搅税桑?},{"id":"41326114471149584","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"41325839862173327","content":"哦。"},{"id":"41326114471149585","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"41325845767754852","content":"是。"},{"id":"41326114471149586","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"41325859726401080","content":"對(duì)。"},{"id":"41326114471149587","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"41325866420516563","content":"沒(méi)毛病。"},{"id":"41326114471149588","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"好啦,你們?nèi)スぷ靼伞?},{"id":"41326114471149589","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"系統(tǒng)提示:咯咯噠已上線工作,剩余工作量:69萬(wàn)小時(shí)。"},{"id":"41326114471149590","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"系統(tǒng)提示:象象已上線工作,剩余工作量:75萬(wàn)小時(shí),因已生產(chǎn),得到獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)減免工作量30萬(wàn)小時(shí),剩余45萬(wàn)小時(shí)。"},{"id":"41326114471149591","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"系統(tǒng)提示音接連不斷的響起,驚得楊開(kāi)心無(wú)語(yǔ)凝噎。"},{"id":"41917722845511680","sort":"24576","type":2,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"41917722309147535"}],"sentencecount":25}