{"body":[{"id":"41895737445292226","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"等等，為什么第三章要改成第三話。"},{"id":"41895748182706151","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"啊？這種無關(guān)緊要的小事沒必要在意吧？"},{"id":"41895755984120881","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"為什么你的對(duì)話框跑到左邊去了！"},{"id":"41895769925978242","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"人還活著不就行了，不過是換個(gè)位置說話而已（打哈欠），哈-啊。"},{"id":"41895783901397436","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"話說為什么我們的頭像圖片來自哪里?。?},{"id":"41895801618145926","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"作者從手機(jī)相冊(cè)里隨便找了兩張圖就放上來當(dāng)頭像了"},{"id":"41895805359465206","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"讓我看看。"},{"id":"41895839199103168","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"綠的頭像是作者老家的一片竹林，我的頭像是一口衛(wèi)星鍋（天線）。"},{"id":"41895847252176342","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"這什么玩意，名字隨便取，頭像也隨便放。"},{"id":"41895867904921963","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"不過，有頭像總比沒頭像好，不是么？白。"},{"id":"41895874901021348","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"你們......"},{"id":"41895892600992701","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"說的也是，那么這一話我們玩點(diǎn)什么呢？"},{"id":"41895914881131496","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"這一話的標(biāo)題是“疑問”，干脆不停的問問題水到30行就發(fā)布吧。"},{"id":"41895928034463383","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"畢竟作者還有別的作品要更新"},{"id":"41895938503458700","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"這會(huì)不會(huì)太隨意了"},{"id":"41895946304856379","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"只要能討論起來，這些都不是問題"},{"id":"41895951656784434","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"你兩的句號(hào)跑哪去了！"},{"id":"41895971252576733","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"白，你說，我們所在的世界真的能算小說嗎？"},{"id":"41896038378221943","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"（思索片刻）不知道。"},{"id":"41896050189382991","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"突然正經(jīng)起來了。"},{"id":"41896104950205780","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"算了，換個(gè)更有意思的話題，白，你喜歡什么類型的泳裝？（嚴(yán)肅）"},{"id":"41896127767217873","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"（兩眼放光，十指交叉，一臉嚴(yán)肅）你說的泳裝，是指男士泳裝，還是......"},{"id":"41896140366916022","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"你們兩個(gè)在大冬天里談什么泳裝?。。ㄔ易溃〣omm！"},{"id":"41896174995089813","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"泳裝有死庫水就行了（日式學(xué)校泳裝是日本學(xué)校集體游泳課穿的泳衣，日文簡稱スク水（スクール是英文school的日文發(fā)音），中文常音譯成“死庫水”，是日本對(duì)于從小學(xué)到高中的游泳授課所定制的泳衣的俗稱。）"},{"id":"41896214723530624","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"原來旁白好這口?。ㄒ馕渡铋L的笑）。"},{"id":"41896231634963683","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"原來旁白好這口?。ㄒ馕渡铋L的笑）。"},{"id":"41896312450815151","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"不，作為本書的核心人物之一，我覺得我很有必要寫一些科普類的知識(shí)（正經(jīng)臉），而且，我們的知識(shí)量來源于作者，這作者沒見過世面，所以我們得自己想辦法擴(kuò)展自己的知識(shí)面。（合情合理）那么，繼續(xù)討論吧。"},{"id":"41896329362252723","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"綠，你喜歡什么款式的泳裝？"},{"id":"41896339009152043","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"當(dāng)然是機(jī)動(dòng)裝甲。"},{"id":"41896341710284023","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"？？？？？？？"},{"id":"41896342498816193","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"？？？？？？"},{"id":"41896389760228467","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"你想啊，泳裝是去海灘玩耍時(shí)穿的服裝，去海灘玩?？傄潞Ｍ嬉煌姘桑〖热灰潞Ｍ嫠?，那么穿一身有供養(yǎng)系統(tǒng)，推進(jìn)系統(tǒng)，抗壓能力強(qiáng)的裝甲不就能在海底愉快的玩耍么？"},{"id":"41896411235062255","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"雖然不太現(xiàn)實(shí)，但是聽上去很有道理不是么？"},{"id":"41896417123872011","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":".................................................下一個(gè)，白，你喜歡什么泳裝？"},{"id":"41896503023214523","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"只要泳衣的穿戴者好看，什么樣的泳裝我都喜歡。（一本正經(jīng)的說道）"},{"id":"41896512703665632","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"................................................."},{"id":"41896516730199745","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"不愧是你（豎起大拇指）"},{"id":"41896551358367016","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"指望這兩人有什么正經(jīng)的回答是我的錯(cuò)"},{"id":"41896573638508912","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"41896563169528956","content":"咚咚（敲門聲響起），您的快遞已到，請(qǐng)簽收。"},{"id":"41896583285419022","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"嗯？哪冒出來的快遞員？快遞？給誰的？"},{"id":"41896588402461953","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"來了來了。"},{"id":"41896591338481272","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"（笑而不語）"},{"id":"41896608803562132","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"旁白眉頭一皺，發(fā)現(xiàn)事情并不簡單。"},{"id":"41896626788743471","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"綠與白二人用美工刀流暢的拆包，還時(shí)不時(shí)發(fā)出猥瑣的笑聲。"},{"id":"41896733072395410","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"只見綠與白二人將一個(gè)金屬魔方丟向旁白，詭異的光芒將旁白一口吞下。"},{"id":"41896736830494516","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"大約30秒過后"},{"id":"41897944806326272","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"旁白穿著死庫水登場(chǎng)"},{"id":"41897944806326273","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"第一章中綠與白的私聊，第二章中故意無視自己用以引誘自己加入對(duì)話，第三話中突然聊起泳裝.......這是陰謀!我被算計(jì)了!"},{"id":"41897944806326274","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"發(fā)現(xiàn)了嗎？但是為時(shí)已晚，旁白君你已經(jīng)中計(jì)了!"},{"id":"41897944806326275","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"感到榮幸吧！你現(xiàn)在是本書中設(shè)定最完善的角色。"},{"id":"41899995385282200","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"難道我的外貌描寫只有一件死庫水嘛！"},{"id":"41901346957793228","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"我和綠還沒外貌描寫呢"},{"id":"41901353131802757","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"我覺得你們還想坑我。"},{"id":"41901355816163277","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"怎么會(huì)呢"},{"id":"41901361184873583","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"至少現(xiàn)在不會(huì)。"},{"id":"41901366285151567","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"走，再去私聊"},{"id":"41901367610550546","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"好"},{"id":"41901368969498679","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"..............."}],"sentencecount":58}