{"body":[{"id":"41977369221119670","sort":"1","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"咳咳，截止到2019年12月15日22點(diǎn)16分，作者驚奇的發(fā)現(xiàn)這本小說有10個(gè)人留下了評(píng)論。這讓作者很驚訝，因?yàn)檫@本小說本來就是作者用來自嗨的小說，壓根就沒想到會(huì)有人看。"},{"id":"41977420743947642","sort":"1025","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"但是突然發(fā)現(xiàn)有人留下評(píng)論的感覺，蠻爽的（小激動(dòng)）。書中的人物，設(shè)定，劇情都極其隨便，作者在前面的章節(jié)也說過這些事。（簡(jiǎn)單來講這本書就是個(gè)一堆字湊在一起拼成的雜亂語(yǔ)句收錄本）"},{"id":"41977458610117322","sort":"2049","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"讓我看看這10位讀者的頭像。分析一波男女比例。（思索）"},{"id":"41977465572669171","sort":"3073","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"我猜全是男讀者。"},{"id":"41977473625723482","sort":"4097","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"不，好像有一個(gè)妹子。"},{"id":"41977476846955172","sort":"5121","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"有兩個(gè)也說不定。"},{"id":"41977479531313876","sort":"6145","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"這不科學(xué)，但我喜歡。"},{"id":"41977480353388312","sort":"7169","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"？"},{"id":"41977546640178536","sort":"8193","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"但是你們討論讀者的男女比例有啥用呢？這本書是個(gè)人都能看，內(nèi)容方面估計(jì)只有懂得很多梗的宅宅們適合觀看，還有純粹來打發(fā)時(shí)間的人。（叉腰）"},{"id":"41977553904705448","sort":"9217","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"啊，還有這本書的創(chuàng)作者。"},{"id":"41977591485671405","sort":"10241","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"但是無論如何，你都是穿著死庫(kù)水的白發(fā)單馬尾蘿莉，換句話說就是本書的吉祥物。"},{"id":"41977602206303172","sort":"11265","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"但是無論如何，你都是穿著死庫(kù)水的白發(fā)單馬尾蘿莉，換句話說就是本書的吉祥物。"},{"id":"41977644350678312","sort":"12289","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"你們............（得想個(gè)辦法偷偷改掉自己的人設(shè)）"},{"id":"41977650524684873","sort":"13313","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"白，把車門焊死。"},{"id":"41977654282782159","sort":"14337","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"了解。"},{"id":"41977670925781542","sort":"15361","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"^*^#&@)(*_&*$%#hgfjghk6504686￥*#￥…………（%#%**……￥￥#"},{"id":"41977692400625067","sort":"16385","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"本小說不正經(jīng)，請(qǐng)不要忘了這點(diǎn)。"},{"id":"41977704211781487","sort":"17409","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"本小說不正經(jīng)，請(qǐng)不要忘了這點(diǎn)。"},{"id":"41977737246123828","sort":"18433","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"既然這樣的話，那就給你們每人一記德式背摔！"},{"id":"41977787695210080","sort":"19457","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"我倒是無所謂，畢竟我的人設(shè)是在本書中一直隱藏身形的影之神，能力是逃跑百分百成功。白的人設(shè)只是個(gè)普通的女裝少年，不管你用什么招式都拿我沒辦法。"},{"id":"41977825292948024","sort":"20481","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"我倒是無所謂，畢竟我的人設(shè)是個(gè)普通的女裝少年，但是身上穿的這套女裝可以讓自己進(jìn)入無敵狀態(tài)。"},{"id":"41977835225058999","sort":"21505","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"女裝的無敵設(shè)定是什么時(shí)候加上去的？"},{"id":"41977836013597782","sort":"22529","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"就在剛才"},{"id":"41977844335086878","sort":"23553","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"................."},{"id":"41977867420543110","sort":"24577","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"這下子想讓他們吃點(diǎn)苦頭，得把設(shè)定改一改。"},{"id":"41977951440833302","sort":"25601","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"沒用的，我們?nèi)藦哪撤N意義上可以說是作者的分身，力量是同等的，你要是想動(dòng)用你的權(quán)限更改我們的設(shè)定，我和白聯(lián)手就可以改回來，甚至是干涉你的權(quán)限。你還是放棄抵抗，老老實(shí)實(shí)當(dāng)個(gè)吉祥物吧。（囂張）"},{"id":"41977959493907513","sort":"26625","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"說的沒錯(cuò)"},{"id":"41977982579350007","sort":"27649","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"但是，你們忘了，這本書的創(chuàng)作者腦回路清奇，本身還是個(gè)宅男的事實(shí)。"},{"id":"41977988484931406","sort":"28673","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"你想干嘛？"},{"id":"41977991454506223","sort":"29697","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"難道說......"},{"id":"41978011855596519","sort":"30721","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"\/(ㄒoㄒ)\/~~（哭得很大聲）歐尼醬，他們欺負(fù)我。"},{"id":"41978034941038716","sort":"31745","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"居然是......"},{"id":"41978042172021824","sort":"32769","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"向作者賣萌以求增援......"},{"id":"41978077890722977","sort":"33793","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"旁白雙手掩面，哭聲不斷，可嘴角微微揚(yáng)起。（等我改了設(shè)定后，就把你們好好的修理一頓。）"},{"id":"41978123256315758","sort":"34817","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"作者本人：停一下，我雖然是個(gè)宅，但我不是妹控。你這聲歐尼醬說的我毛骨悚然，怪難受的。"},{"id":"41978131024152647","sort":"35841","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"旁白：“嗯？”"},{"id":"41978132366330287","sort":"36865","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"嗯？"},{"id":"41978133188420966","sort":"37889","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"嗯？"},{"id":"41978173705388793","sort":"38913","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"場(chǎng)面變得十分尷尬"},{"id":"41978223651172143","sort":"39937","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"作者本人：你們慢慢聊，我泡腳去了。（拿著水桶折返回來）對(duì)了，因?yàn)樽约汉鷣y起名字的原因，白和旁白之間的對(duì)話可能會(huì)受影響，所以我決定給旁白起個(gè)名字"},{"id":"41978531009763305","sort":"40961","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"作者：但是在毫無邏輯可言的小說里給一個(gè)穿著死庫(kù)水的白發(fā)單馬尾蘿莉起一個(gè)合適的名字可是一件難事。"},{"id":"41978577449091360","sort":"41985","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"作者：隨便取個(gè)英文字母，加點(diǎn)修飾——以后旁白就叫F醬。"},{"id":"41978595434268670","sort":"43009","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"F醬：這隨意的取名方式.........好歹給個(gè)名字所含的意義吧！"},{"id":"41978672190039760","sort":"44033","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"作者：沒有意義就是你的名字內(nèi)涵的意義。這其中內(nèi)涵的哲學(xué)道理你自己慢慢想吧，我先溜了。"},{"id":"41978712455353509","sort":"45057","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"F：思修課什么都聽不懂的你沒資格這樣說?。。。。。。ㄗタ瘢?},{"id":"41978780637969809","sort":"46081","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"F：天吶，為什么我會(huì)攤上這樣的作者，我要跳槽！跳到別的書中開始新的人生！"},{"id":"41978792180687069","sort":"47105","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"F啊，我有一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息要告訴你。你想先聽哪個(gè)？"},{"id":"41978795687120209","sort":"48129","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"好消息"},{"id":"41978820634848307","sort":"49153","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"其實(shí)我們?cè)诘谒恼聵?gòu)建的人設(shè)，確實(shí)有可能會(huì)在你說的跳槽行為中派上用場(chǎng)，而且，作者也有讓我們?nèi)ネ聲袚?dān)任主角的意向。"},{"id":"41978836740979046","sort":"51201","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"但是作者現(xiàn)在沒有名氣，寫的另一本輕小說到現(xiàn)在連一句評(píng)論都沒有。"},{"id":"41978842109689504","sort":"53249","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"所以，這是個(gè)十分漫長(zhǎng)的等待過程"},{"id":"41978860094850128","sort":"50177","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"壞消息呢？"},{"id":"41978872442890615","sort":"52225","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"強(qiáng)行進(jìn)入那個(gè)世界也不是不可以，但是有很大的幾率毀了那本小說。"},{"id":"41978878096814978","sort":"54273","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"................"},{"id":"41978895796780306","sort":"55297","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"從某種意義上來說，我們的對(duì)話也算是作者磨礪自身的一種行為吧。"},{"id":"41978918882222866","sort":"56321","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"我并不認(rèn)為正常的作者會(huì)把這種無厘頭的對(duì)話當(dāng)作磨礪自身的方法......"},{"id":"41978930693388017","sort":"57345","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"所以說，這本書的本質(zhì)還是作者自嗨的場(chǎng)所。不要在意那么多。"},{"id":"41978951648127467","sort":"58369","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"可是這樣的小說真的不會(huì)讓讀者看完后懷疑人生嗎？"},{"id":"41979007482694206","sort":"59393","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"這一點(diǎn)你放心，世界之大無奇不有，有奇葩的作者自然會(huì)有奇葩的讀者，不管讀者出于什么目的來看這本小說，只要不做出影響作者創(chuàng)作的行為，那就沒關(guān)系。"},{"id":"41979049610281085","sort":"60417","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"好了好了，時(shí)間不早了，該睡了。"},{"id":"41979068132332916","sort":"61441","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"下一章再見"},{"id":"41979088550200169","sort":"62465","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"這本書下一章完結(jié)吧，不，干脆刪了吧。然后再逼迫作者寫本新書把我送過去當(dāng)主角.............................."},{"id":"41979093365269684","sort":"63489","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"這件事夢(mèng)里想想就好"}],"sentencecount":63}