7:班主任的套路

　　{"body":[{"id":"43576316825436160","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"43502390758311443","content":"教室之中，人山人海："},{"id":"43576316825436161","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"臥槽！我們來晚了！趕緊找地方坐。"},{"id":"43576316825436162","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"43504717573633797","content":"后面后面，還有幾張桌子。"},{"id":"43576316825436163","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"43504717573633797","content":"這些桌子都好老啊，居然還是兩人一桌的款式……"},{"id":"43576316825436164","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"43506784241422779","content":"對(duì)呀，應(yīng)該被淘汰了的！"},{"id":"43576316825436165","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"43506145365040100","content":"有……有問題嗎？我的初中也是用這種桌子的呀……"},{"id":"43576316825436166","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"43504717573633797","content":"太老了！這種就是我小學(xué)時(shí)用的桌子。沒想到二中還在用，真是丟人……"},{"id":"43576316825436167","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"無力吐槽了呀……"},{"id":"43576316825436168","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"43506784241422779","content":"隨便了隨便了，趕緊坐下。"},{"id":"43576316825436169","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"43502459494566663","content":"（這，桌子，很奇怪嗎？不就是兩人一桌嘛，也沒什么大不了的……）"},{"id":"43576316825436170","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"43502390758311443","content":"因?yàn)槁诽煜肓诉@句話，以至于他沒來得及搶位置，其他四個(gè)人，變成了兩對(duì)同桌。"},{"id":"43576316825436171","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"43502459494566663","content":"我靠！"},{"id":"43576316825436172","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"43502390758311443","content":"看著曾嘉沛和郭天龍坐在一起，黃華熙和郭沛坐在一起，路天陷入了沉思……"},{"id":"43576316825436173","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"43504717573633797","content":"天哥，不好意思哩，把你一個(gè)人晾著……"},{"id":"43576316825436174","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"43502459494566663","content":"（算了算了，隨便坐了……）"},{"id":"43576316825436175","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"43502390758311443","content":"于是乎，路天和一個(gè)不認(rèn)識(shí)的男生坐在了一起。"},{"id":"43576316825436176","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"43502459494566663","content":"同學(xué)，你好！"},{"id":"43576316825436178","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"43502459494566663","content":"我叫路天，你叫什么名字？"},{"id":"43576817994432512","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"43576332378419199","content":"……"},{"id":"43576817994432513","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"43576332378419199","content":"……"},{"id":"43576817994432514","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"43576332378419199","content":"（我，我叫李……李梓……李梓熠……）"},{"id":"43576817994432515","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"43502459494566663","content":"（這是，他的心里話？超級(jí)內(nèi)向小男生？難搞了?。。?},{"id":"43576817994432516","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"43502459494566663","content":"（沒辦法了，他怕生，我也不好繼續(xù)和他講話。）"},{"id":"43576817994432517","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"43502390758311443","content":"于是乎，路天又回到了宿舍成員交流中。"},{"id":"43576817994432518","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"哇嘎嘎嘎，今天肯定是進(jìn)行自我介紹！"},{"id":"43576817994432519","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"43506784241422779","content":"你怎么知道的？有內(nèi)幕？"},{"id":"43576817994432520","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"這不是萬古不變的開學(xué)套路嗎？"},{"id":"43576817994432521","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"43506784241422779","content":"……"},{"id":"43576817994432522","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"43506784241422779","content":"行行行，你牛比！"},{"id":"43576817994432523","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"43504717573633797","content":"果然是滑稽本稽，一言不合就套路！"},{"id":"43576817994432524","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"那是當(dāng)然，本大帥哥可不是浪得虛名的！"},{"id":"43576817994432525","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"43506784241422779","content":"請(qǐng)注意，帥和套路之間沒有一點(diǎn)關(guān)系！"},{"id":"43576817994432526","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"43504717573633797","content":"哈哈，其實(shí)是，二者不可得兼！滑稽有了套路，就沒辦法帥了，注定是個(gè)丑比！"},{"id":"43576817994432527","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"43506145365040100","content":"噗呲……"},{"id":"43576817994432528","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"43502459494566663","content":"你們真會(huì)講話！"},{"id":"43576817994432529","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"哼！鍋廢，你這么會(huì)比比，就去出門書呀！"},{"id":"43576817994432530","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"43504717573633797","content":"不敢不敢，我文采不好。"},{"id":"43576817994432531","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"嗯哼~沒想到你還挺有自知之明的！說起文采，本帥可是小區(qū)第一詩人！"},{"id":"43576817994432532","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"43506784241422779","content":"那你就去出一本詩集呀！"},{"id":"43576817994432533","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"正有此意！如果我出了詩集，小學(xué)生們就不需要背《唐詩三百首》了，而是我的《華熙浪漫三百首》！"},{"id":"43576817994432534","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"43506784241422779","content":"糟糕！我不小心打開了神秘的功能，這下子完蛋了！如果真的讓滑稽成功了，我會(huì)被小學(xué)生們用鉛筆戳死的！"},{"id":"43576817994432535","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"43504717573633797","content":"是??！天龍，你有可能成為千古罪人！"},{"id":"43576817994432536","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"43506145365040100","content":"小學(xué)生們真慘，不行，我得代表正義阻止你！滑稽，停手吧！"},{"id":"43576817994432537","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"沒，沒想到連嘉沛你也開始拿我開玩笑了！我的心好痛??！"},{"id":"43576817994432538","sort":"45056","type":1,"r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,"sort":"92160","type":1,"role":"43576100735395879","content":"那好，你叫什么名字！"},{"id":"43578217331687424","sort":"69632","type":1,"role":"43576100735395879","content":"我是你們的班主任，曾賢陽！今年剛剛好五十歲！我唯一的希望就是你們別太氣人！"},{"id":"43578217331687425","sort":"93184","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"啊？我，我叫黃華熙！"},{"id":"43578217331687426","sort":"94208","type":1,"role":"43576100735395879","content":"你來負(fù)責(zé)記錄班干部的名字！"},{"id":"43578217331687427","sort":"95232","type":1,"role":"43505949407155174","content":"哈？我……"},{"id":"43578217331687428","sort":"96256","type":1,"role":"43502459494566663","content":"有趣！"},{"id":"43578217331687429","sort":"97280","type":1,"role":"43504717573633797","content":"有好戲看了！哈哈哈！"},{"id":"43578217331687430","sort":"98304","type":1,"role":"43502390758311443","content":"就這樣，黃華熙被班主任叫了出去。"}],"sentencecount":97}