第五 不敢相信！我和椅子發(fā)微信

　　{"body":[{"id":"44193201904921018","sort":"1","type":2,"role":"44080993183176164","content":"44193201888138566"},{"id":"44193369928735539","sort":"1025","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"喂，普通人"},{"id":"44193373149962271","sort":"2049","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"……我簡直不敢相信"},{"id":"44193375565882266","sort":"3073","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"我在和一把**用微信聊天"},{"id":"44193390866704093","sort":"4097","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"請稱呼我的名字，駟馬"},{"id":"44193431937330358","sort":"5121","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"好，駟馬，能不能麻煩你幫我解釋一下，你和學(xué)長，到底是什么物種？"},{"id":"44193440527262981","sort":"6145","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"神仙？妖怪？"},{"id":"44193442943175685","sort":"7169","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"這個嘛……"},{"id":"44193459317736922","sort":"8193","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"嚴(yán)格說起來，主人他和你是一樣的"},{"id":"44193470323594175","sort":"9217","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"但是，你們都擁有一種特殊的能力，也就是剛才主人說的，你和他擁有同樣的體質(zhì)"},{"id":"44193490456261804","sort":"10241","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"等等，我覺得我一直以來都沒有什么特殊能力??！我高考要不是藝術(shù)類加分的優(yōu)勢也很難進(jìn)一本?。?},{"id":"44193497183927104","sort":"11265","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"……特殊的能力，和智商沒有必然的聯(lián)系"},{"id":"44193499599831194","sort":"12289","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"……"},{"id":"44193513826914086","sort":"13313","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"你要不要這么直接……"},{"id":"44193535838624997","sort":"14337","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"這種特殊的能力，可以解釋為是異常強(qiáng)大的腦電波，能夠把自己的意念化形"},{"id":"44193539865161670","sort":"15361","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"比如我"},{"id":"44193547633012443","sort":"16385","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"我就是主人用意念化形出來滴"},{"id":"44193554897548717","sort":"17409","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"但我不能算是實(shí)體，我只是他意念的承載"},{"id":"44193558638859045","sort":"18433","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"只要主人喜歡，我可以化形為任何樣子"},{"id":"44193566155050733","sort":"19457","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"等等，我是不是可以理解為，你還能變身？？？"},{"id":"44193570198361759","sort":"20481","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"嗯，就是這個意思"},{"id":"44193579039964782","sort":"21505","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那為什么別人看不到你，我卻能看到呢？"},{"id":"44193591387980306","sort":"22529","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"只有擁有同樣強(qiáng)大腦電波的人，才能夠感應(yīng)到我的存在"},{"id":"44193596488258069","sort":"23553","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那也就是說，我也可以用自己的腦電波化形？？？"},{"id":"44193601068439353","sort":"24577","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"這太酷了吧！??！"},{"id":"44193615563957026","sort":"25601","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那我要化個什么好呢？？？"},{"id":"44193697688429922","sort":"26625","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"別天真了，這個能力，你雖然有，但是未必能駕馭"},{"id":"44193710304890962","sort":"27649","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"什么！"},{"id":"44193715673610491","sort":"28673","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"有的人，終其一生都無法駕馭"},{"id":"44193721327523857","sort":"29697","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"我可以學(xué)啊！"},{"id":"44193732870253296","sort":"30721","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"有沒有什么秘籍？口訣？或者什么其他方式？"},{"id":"44193735537827738","sort":"31745","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"都沒有，純靠運(yùn)氣"},{"id":"44193742533922142","sort":"32769","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"這……"},{"id":"44193758371612227","sort":"33793","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"但是，能駕馭這種能力，也未必是一件好事"},{"id":"44193767498425296","sort":"34817","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"意念化形唉?。?！牛逼死了好不好?。。『喼本褪情_掛了的人生?。。?！"},{"id":"44193784124652206","sort":"35841","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"任何能力，要使用它，就必須要付出同等的代價，能量守恒定律你學(xué)過吧？"},{"id":"44193788956476927","sort":"36865","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"……什么代價？"},{"id":"44193795415711771","sort":"37889","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"現(xiàn)在和你說這個沒有意義，以后你會知道的"},{"id":"44193805079391434","sort":"38913","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"總之，你如果不想因此付出代價，那就你當(dāng)作什么都沒有看見"},{"id":"44193807478537514","sort":"39937","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"作為一個普通人，繼續(xù)過你的日子"},{"id":"44193813920974358","sort":"40961","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那你們之前說的“那件事”到底是什么？"},{"id":"44193818769599179","sort":"41985","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"起碼讓我知道會不會對我有影響，我會不會因此有危險??！"},{"id":"44193821168733622","sort":"43009","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"那件事……"},{"id":"44193824121529213","sort":"44033","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"主人還在調(diào)查"},{"id":"44193828148062589","sort":"45057","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"如果和你有關(guān)，或者你有危險"},{"id":"44193837023200393","sort":"46081","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"你可以給我發(fā)個消息，我會盡量來救你"},{"id":"44193839439124492","sort":"47105","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"什么叫“盡量”？！"},{"id":"44193853380991798","sort":"48129","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"對啊，盡量，因?yàn)橐膊慌懦兄魅硕紵o法控制的情況發(fā)生"},{"id":"44193909483998906","sort":"49153","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"……你這么一說，我更覺得我有必要知道這是個什么事情了?。?！"},{"id":"44193923727862945","sort":"50177","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"以現(xiàn)在的情況，你還沒有必要知道"},{"id":"44193930170306466","sort":"51201","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"更何況，人在危急之下，可以激發(fā)自己無限的潛能"},{"id":"44193943592087414","sort":"52225","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"說不定你的特殊能力就這樣被激發(fā)出來了，那豈不是因禍得福？"},{"id":"44193947618621324","sort":"53249","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"這樣啊……"},{"id":"44193973388413987","sort":"54273","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那學(xué)長是如何得知自己有這種化形的能力？"},{"id":"44194001557368491","sort":"55297","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"呵呵，主人的能力又何止化形"},{"id":"44194025196461169","sort":"56321","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"！??！"},{"id":"44194034323270138","sort":"57345","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"你的意思是說，學(xué)長他還有其他不可思議的能力？"},{"id":"44194041839458832","sort":"58369","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"比如？？？"},{"id":"44194046402865563","sort":"59393","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"駟馬，你們聊夠了沒？"},{"id":"44194051503143807","sort":"60417","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"我們要出發(fā)了"},{"id":"44194056871846030","sort":"61441","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"出發(fā)？去哪里？能不能帶上我？"},{"id":"44194062240558954","sort":"62465","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"你還有24小時做下一期節(jié)目"},{"id":"44194065713435855","sort":"63489","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"做不好，即刻開除"},{"id":"44194067055613853","sort":"64513","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"……"},{"id":"44194078866780472","sort":"65537","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"學(xué)長，我現(xiàn)在哪里來的心情做節(jié)目啊……"},{"id":"44194088815665238","sort":"66561","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"那你就去找黎樂"},{"id":"44194090409508729","sort":"67585","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"讓他給你出出主意"},{"id":"44194098194125996","sort":"68609","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"說到黎樂學(xué)長"},{"id":"44194104384928063","sort":"69633","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"他說他看不到駟馬，那是不是說明他沒有這樣的能力？"},{"id":"44194106247190582","sort":"70657","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"嗯"},{"id":"44194109485195819","sort":"71681","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那，那知道學(xué)長你……的事嗎？"},{"id":"44194111615907957","sort":"72705","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"知道一些"},{"id":"44194112958085714","sort":"73729","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"知道一些？？？"},{"id":"44194126128188178","sort":"74753","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"他……無意間被我連累了"},{"id":"44194130943259558","sort":"75777","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"所以知道了一些"},{"id":"44194135254997174","sort":"76801","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"哦？"},{"id":"44194141697457134","sort":"77825","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"你最好不要去找他八卦"},{"id":"44194146512507838","sort":"78849","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"否則我連他一起開除"},{"id":"44194149482073790","sort":"79873","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"好吧……"},{"id":"44194154297140225","sort":"80897","type":2,"role":"44080993183176164","content":"44194154297140220"}],"sentencecount":80}