前傳第六話 邪惡狡猾的瓦路易基

　　{"body":[{"id":"45073474762815376","sort":"1","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"我們本以為瓦路易基是個容易對付的家伙，但是我們錯了。這個穿著紫色緊身衣的變態(tài)大叔一點也不好對付，還壞的很......"},{"id":"45073585643433154","sort":"1025","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"我們一邊在路上飛著，一邊感嘆道：“真沒想到這個世界的天空這么藍(lán)呀！”"},{"id":"45073595575537355","sort":"2049","type":1,"role":"44820721591358516","content":"“是呀！只可惜，有光明的地方就有黑暗呢！”"},{"id":"45073602538082006","sort":"3073","type":1,"role":"45039538615590566","content":"“這里是游戲的世界么？”"},{"id":"45073606312964098","sort":"4097","type":1,"role":"44820721591358516","content":"“是的呢！”"},{"id":"45073648977420264","sort":"5121","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“請暫停一下！”我打斷了林森與吳月的對話，然后繞到吳月耳邊悄悄地說道，“告訴你吧，那個萬惡的傳送門其實是那家伙（指林森）弄出來的！”"},{"id":"45073653272391187","sort":"6145","type":1,"role":"45039538615590566","content":"“真的假的？！”"},{"id":"45073677968452963","sort":"7169","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“真的！他在進(jìn)來這個世界的時候忘記關(guān)這個了，我都沒提醒他！結(jié)果一不留神，就把你給牽連進(jìn)來了?！?},{"id":"45073693286042724","sort":"8193","type":1,"role":"45039538615590566","content":"“沒關(guān)系啦，偶爾到外地遊學(xué)一下也挺好的！”"},{"id":"45073700533805132","sort":"9217","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“妹子，你心態(tài)真好啊!”"},{"id":"45073705885733606","sort":"10241","type":1,"role":"44820721591358516","content":"“我們到了！”"},{"id":"45073722260306837","sort":"11265","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"我從飛劍上下來，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)眼前的地方居然是個網(wǎng)球場！"},{"id":"45073738634866496","sort":"12289","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“大哥，你確定我們沒下錯站嗎？”"},{"id":"45073765209973461","sort":"13313","type":1,"role":"44820721591358516","content":"“難道你不知道，反派瓦里奧與瓦路易基的最初出場地點就是在‘馬里奧網(wǎng)球’里面嗎？”"},{"id":"45073791264995047","sort":"14337","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“哈？這兩貨居然是網(wǎng)球場的boss？那我們豈不是要用網(wǎng)球來跟他們一決勝負(fù)？”"},{"id":"45073824550981941","sort":"15361","type":1,"role":"44820721591358516","content":"“不不不，你想多了！他們只是在網(wǎng)球賽里登場過罷了，并不代表他們只會打網(wǎng)球呀！雖然他們每次的埋伏地點都是這里......”"},{"id":"45073832067171994","sort":"16385","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“我靠！這智商，他們怕不是傻子吧？”"},{"id":"45073850572452304","sort":"17409","type":1,"role":"44820721591358516","content":"“待會走過去問一句‘你們是什么人’之后，你就可以看到他們的逗比反應(yīng)了！”"},{"id":"45073864279428527","sort":"18433","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“......好吧，我試試！”（我去！這都是些什么奇葩設(shè)定？）"},{"id":"45104672868381044","sort":"19457","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"于是我走向前，果然下一秒就有個又瘦又長的身影竄了出來。"},{"id":"45104681726745688","sort":"20481","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"我按照設(shè)定問了一句‘你是什么人？’之后，對方果然開始逗比地回答起來：“既然你誠心誠意地問了，那我就大發(fā)慈悲地告訴你。本大爺正是‘邪惡搗蛋二兄弟’中的瓦路易基大爺啦！”"},{"id":"45104866410333334","sort":"21505","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"只見對方跳下來，繼而說道：“本大爺是不會讓你們到庫巴那兒去救公主的！想救公主，先過我這關(guān)！”"},{"id":"45104874194975653","sort":"22529","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"說罷，便使出一手好腿法朝我們襲來！"},{"id":"45104905870348173","sort":"23553","type":1,"role":"44820721591358516","content":"“居然蠢到一來就出招??？看來可以使用‘交叉法’應(yīng)戰(zhàn)了！要知道，我可不僅僅是個法師啊，我更是一名武道家！”"},{"id":"45104951789591251","sort":"24577","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"隨機(jī)，林森瞄準(zhǔn)了對方的飛踢角度，身子往后一仰便避開了攻擊。隨后，在對方的飛踢完全過去之前，把自身膝蓋弓成九十度并配合手肘夾擊對方的腿骨。"},{"id":"45104967610515329","sort":"25601","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“啊啊啊?。?！我的腿?。。。　蓖裙潜粦T性夾斷的瓦路易基痛苦地尖叫道。"},{"id":"45104990159079490","sort":"26625","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"看到這一幕，我忍不住吐槽道：“我靠！居然剛出場就被干掉了，難道你是火箭隊派來的救兵嗎（滑稽臉）？”"},{"id":"45105048963223186","sort":"27649","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"只見其從地上緩慢地爬起來，道：“無論如何，我都不會讓你們過去的，哪怕是賭上我的性命！”"},{"id":"45105060774391228","sort":"28673","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"說罷，他便從褲兜里掏出一枚炸彈，并原地引爆！"},{"id":"45105074447821758","sort":"29697","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“我靠，尼瑪?shù)木尤谎澮d藏雷！大家快逃！”"},{"id":"45105102096677387","sort":"30721","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"瓦路易基道：“你們逃不掉的！”說罷，炸彈便在原地炸開！"},{"id":"45105120098621225","sort":"31745","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“呃?。‰y道我們今天就要死在這了嗎？”"},{"id":"45105129225434998","sort":"32769","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"回過神來，我們仨居然啥事都沒有！"},{"id":"45105139962851759","sort":"33793","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“難道我剛才在做夢嗎（驚訝）？”"},{"id":"45105179959723527","sort":"34817","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"只見林森放下他那雙疲倦的雙手，對我們道：“哎呀呀！要不是我會屏障之術(shù)的話，恐怕我們仨真就死在這里了！”"},{"id":"45105200880925881","sort":"35841","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“呼~”我們被嚇得松了一口氣，“你咋不早說，害我們白擔(dān)心！”"},{"id":"45105295638627097","sort":"36865","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"突然間，一把既邪惡又沙啞的聲音向我們傳來“你們干的不錯啊，居然有本事打倒我的弟弟！那么，我會在公主被綁架之地等著你們。只要你們一打倒庫巴并救出公主，我便會現(xiàn)身并親自料理你們！”"},{"id":"45105309328846341","sort":"37889","type":1,"role":"44799103393570735","content":"“做好心理準(zhǔn)備吧，小兔崽子們！哈哈哈哈......”邪惡聲音道。"},{"id":"45105317667124338","sort":"38913","type":1,"role":"448207215913585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