{"body":[{"id":"44896498504171520","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"44869413618824675","content":"啦啦啦啦！六點鐘，起床啦，各位新進(jìn)員工，你們有十分鐘時間打理個人衛(wèi)生，十分鐘之后出門，遲到一分鐘，……扣一萬工資。"},{"id":"44896498504171521","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"有沒有有搞錯，怎么直接在我腦袋里叫？公德心。"},{"id":"44896498504171522","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"44869558305536525","content":"為什么要直接響在腦袋里，請給我客戶端，我有手機(jī)。"},{"id":"44896498504171523","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"44870028889660311","content":"我懷疑是最新科技。"},{"id":"44896498504171524","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"44869719366800197","content":"是呀，為什么要在腦袋里叫，很不習(xí)慣，建議發(fā)腕表。"},{"id":"44896498504171525","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"44869413618824675","content":"你們還有五分鐘。"},{"id":"44897743239380992","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"群主，我們毎個星期只工作二十四小時，這起床的時間也算嗎？"},{"id":"44897743239380993","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"44869558305536525","content":"附議，就像是在催命。"},{"id":"44897743239380994","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"44869413618824675","content":"誰告訴你的每個星期只工作二十四小時。"},{"id":"44897743239380995","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"招聘廣告上不是說“七天二十四”小時嗎？"},{"id":"44897743239380996","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"44869413618824675","content":"七天，每天工作二十四小時！"},{"id":"44897743239380997","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"呸！"},{"id":"44897743239380998","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"吐你一臉，騙子！"},{"id":"44897743239380999","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"44870028889660311","content":"我就覺得年薪百萬是騙人的。"},{"id":"44897743239381000","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"44869413618824675","content":"時間到！恭喜你們準(zhǔn)點出發(fā)，目的地：虎口中心站，你們有三十分鐘時間。遲到扣一萬工資。"},{"id":"44897743239381001","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"44869558305536525","content":"為什么又要扣，王向南，你怎么不說話？"},{"id":"44897743239381002","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"44869719366800197","content":"我懷疑他因為呸了群主，被禁言。"},{"id":"44897743239381003","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"44870028889660311","content":"贊同！"},{"id":"44897743239381004","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"44869558305536525","content":"好可憐，我快到了，你們呢？"},{"id":"44897743239381005","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"44869719366800197","content":"大家都是南島市人嗎？"},{"id":"44897743239381006","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"我是。媽呀，群主威武。我忍不住又想，P-E-I=0，算了，人在屋沿下，不得不低頭。"},{"id":"44897743239381007","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"44869558305536525","content":"果真被禁言？"},{"id":"44897743239381008","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"嗯！"},{"id":"44897743239381009","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"44869558305536525","content":"說話得小心。"},{"id":"44898815907463168","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"我到了，中間花臺，噴泉的水會在空中形成飛龍圖案。"},{"id":"44898815907463169","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"44869558305536525","content":"你哪只眼睛看到噴泉的水變成了飛龍？"},{"id":"44898815907463170","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"44870028889660311","content":"我也很不理解，你說的是恐龍嗎？"},{"id":"44898815907463171","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"什么眼神，降龍十八掌的飛龍在天，懂不懂？"},{"id":"44898815907463172","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"44869558305536525","content":"表示不懂。"},{"id":"44898815907463173","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"告訴你們一個秘密，我看到一個美女向我走來，天啊，完美的S形，仙女……，要是能嫁給我當(dāng)老婆，我寧愿減壽三十年。"},{"id":"44898815907463174","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"44869558305536525","content":"你穿的黑白格子襯衫，西部褲？"},{"id":"44898815907463175","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"是啊，你也也來了嗎，我怎么沒看見你。"},{"id":"44898815907463176","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"44869558305536525","content":"我在你身后，我懷疑你死盯著看的，正在向我走來的美女，是其中之一。"},{"id":"44898815907463177","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"44869875864675598","content":"是嗎，神啊，是誰？"},{"id":"44898815907463178","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"44869719366800197","content":"是我！"}],"sentencecount":35}