{"body":[{"id":"45640118672818176","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"哈哈哈！"},{"id":"45640118672818177","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"好玩嗎？"},{"id":"45640118672818178","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"又關(guān)你什么事？"},{"id":"45640118672818179","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"自己和自己聊天不覺得很傻嗎？"},{"id":"45640225493352448","sort":"6144","type":2,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"45640183634695052"},{"id":"45640305503895552","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"而且現(xiàn)在是清晨，我又有什么辦法？"},{"id":"45640464954556416","sort":"10240","type":2,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"45640400262107476"},{"id":"45640464954556417","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"那你可以不說話嗎？"},{"id":"45640464954556418","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"在別人眼里我們這樣很傻的。"},{"id":"45640464954556419","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"45633247530952102","content":"迎面走來一個姑娘"},{"id":"45640464954556420","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"45640455006165169","content":"你在干什么？"},{"id":"45640569644385280","sort":"15360","type":2,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"45640528289039018"},{"id":"45640569644385281","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"45640455006165169","content":"一加一等于幾？"},{"id":"45640569644385282","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"……"},{"id":"45640569644385284","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"45640455006165169","content":"不用了，看來你沒病。"},{"id":"45640569644385285","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"？？？"},{"id":"45640718626063360","sort":"23552","type":2,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"45640609373327424"},{"id":"45640718626063361","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"45640455006165169","content":"你剛剛在那一會兒大笑一會兒嘆氣，我擔(dān)心出了什么事就過來問問。"},{"id":"45640718626063362","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"她藐視我們，必須教訓(xùn)一頓。"},{"id":"45640718626063363","sort":"26624","type":2,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"45640714600023972"},{"id":"45640776054472704","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"數(shù)學(xué)上等于2，語文上等于王和田，生物上等于3，物理上等于11，化學(xué)上等于未知數(shù)……"},{"id":"45640776054472705","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"45633247530952102","content":"太陽逐漸升起，天已經(jīng)大亮。"},{"id":"45640776054472706","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"45640455006165169","content":"你剛剛說什么？"},{"id":"45640776054472707","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"沒什么。"},{"id":"45640776054472708","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"你聽錯了。"},{"id":"45640776054472709","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"45640455006165169","content":"是嗎？"},{"id":"45640920221089792","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"是的。"},{"id":"45640920221089793","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"45640455006165169","content":"那不好意思打擾到你了，既然你沒事那我該走了。"},{"id":"45640920221089794","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"慢走啊！不送了。"},{"id":"45640920221089795","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"該死，這么快就天亮了，我還有好多沒玩呢。"},{"id":"45640920221089796","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"這也是好事，畢竟現(xiàn)在你說話別人就不會誤以為是神經(jīng)病了。"},{"id":"45640920221089797","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"呵，因為他們聽不見。"},{"id":"45640920221089798","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"錯，因為你走了。"},{"id":"45640943306539008","sort":"52224","type":2,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"45640937669887256"},{"id":"45641064354152448","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"你的智商不應(yīng)該用在這上面。"},{"id":"45641064354152449","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"那用在哪里？"},{"id":"45641064354152450","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"跟你一樣去泡妞？"},{"id":"45641064354152451","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"這個建議倒挺不錯。"},{"id":"45641064354152452","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"去睡覺吧。"},{"id":"45641064354152453","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"呵，你是不是想說白日做夢。"},{"id":"45641064354152454","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"對坐入號就好，我還怕你理解不了。"},{"id":"45641064354152455","sort":"60416","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"……"},{"id":"45641064354152456","sort":"68608","type":1,"role":"45633247530952102","content":"回到家，看著大門發(fā)了會呆。"},{"id":"45641064354152458","sort":"101376","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"我想，你應(yīng)該知道的，畢竟我們視眼共享。"},{"id":"45641064354152459","sort":"102400","type":1,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"可當(dāng)時我睡覺了。"},{"id":"45641064354152460","sort":"103424","type":1,"role":"45640006450521553","content":"哦，那些都是我網(wǎng)上的女朋友。"},{"id":"45641064354152461","sort":"104448","type":2,"role":"45640059332297845","content":"45641060613327722"},{"id":"45641280444694528","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"45640059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