{"body":[{"id":"29280277102728750","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊 ？這不是泰龍墓地嘛，我怎么會在這里！"},{"id":"29280328379074202","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳看見黑白無常在挖地，一聲大喝！"},{"id":"29280336974145017","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"嗨！那倆大小伙子，干嘛呢干嘛呢！大白天挖人家的墳啊！"},{"id":"29280364608695535","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑白無常聞聲轉(zhuǎn)過身來，只見這兩位臉上黑的如墨，白的如粉筆粉，黑無常還故意伸出二十一米五的舌頭來嚇老吳。"},{"id":"29280449706104351","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"啊……啊……"},{"id":"29280459370513398","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑無常發(fā)出恐怖的叫聲，這種叫聲就像是有人趁人不注意的時候的一聲大喝那樣的嚇人呢"},{"id":"29280467412947043","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"??！鬼??！鬼啊！鬼！啊！鬼！"},{"id":"29280489158536979","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳迅速地逃竄，只是他跑著跑著就騰空了。他一回頭，兩位無常正在他的身后，原來是兩位無常將他給架起來了。無常又做了鬼臉嚇?biāo)?，直接把老吳給嚇暈了過去。"},{"id":"29280496675321825","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"這些人類真是，自己也是鬼了， 還怕鬼，真是難以理解??！"},{"id":"29280508504120043","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"就是，怕別的鬼也就算了，咱們倆這么帥氣的鬼也怕，真是，嘖嘖嘖，愚昧！"},{"id":"29280523011800645","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"兩個無常擺著帥氣的姿勢，，這時候有幾只蒼蠅正在圍著他們打轉(zhuǎn)，也許是來欣賞他們的帥氣的。"},{"id":"29280529169567896","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑無常一邊打著蒼蠅一邊說"},{"id":"29280541233837908","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"哈哈哈，白弟，你說得真對呢！不過，有一個問題困擾我很久了，不知道我該不該說。"},{"id":"29280543935261974","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"你說，黑哥哥。"},{"id":"29280550110029369","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"白無常似乎感覺到了什么，竟然發(fā)起騷來。"},{"id":"29280555210889336","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"去去去，你別發(fā)騷?。?},{"id":"29280560049026115","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"說嘛……黑哥哥……"},{"id":"29280569159786938","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"白無常騷蕩地浪叫著"},{"id":"29280579897861473","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"既然你說話用我這樣喜歡的語氣，那么我就告訴你吧"},{"id":"29280583941552830","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑無常思考著"},{"id":"29280595211233857","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"你說，人類是為了什么，不斷地輪回，繁殖，他們究竟在干些什么？"},{"id":"29280599511994675","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"我的意思是說，這一切的意義在于哪里？"},{"id":"29280613455011823","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑無常一回頭，白無常不見了，再一看，原來是跑到另一邊盯著昏了的老吳也在思考著。"},{"id":"29280627140920954","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"額……就我的觀察而言，人類不斷的輪回不過是為了找到他們所愛的人而成為三界都羨慕的神仙眷侶，一切都是源于愛情。"},{"id":"29280634948771188","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"哇哦，他們?nèi)祟惡酶呒墕?，我真是對他們刮目相看呢呀！呵呵呵呵?},{"id":"29280641660159512","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"嘿嘿，其實，鬼也可以很高級的哦"},{"id":"29280661503662051","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說罷，白無常又十分騷蕩地把他的嘴伸得老長親向黑無常，不料被黑無常一下扇了回去，他痛地吱哇亂叫。"},{"id":"29280673852818580","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"吱，哇，哇，吱，吱，哇，哇，吱哇，哇吱，吱，吱，哇……"},{"id":"29280684339343932","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"我的個乖乖喲，別叫了，快別叫了，快看看幾點了。"},{"id":"29280696392131836","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"白無常趕忙看看表，這一看把他給嚇壞了，立刻停止了他的吱哇亂叫。"},{"id":"29280702046486453","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"??！還差半個小時，完了完了……"},{"id":"29280709557727505","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑無常趕忙拿起鐵鍬挖了起來"},{"id":"29280719205687165","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"你他媽的還愣著干嘛？過來挖??！真是的！哼！"},{"id":"29280722449558833","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"哦哦哦哦哦哦……"},{"id":"29280732377012303","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說完，兩個無常，你一下，我一下，迅速地挖著通往地府的坑道。"},{"id":"29281348425781632","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"一股黃水涌出，可別誤會，這并不是尿，它是黃泉路哦！"},{"id":"29281354348443819","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"?。↑S泉路！快把老吳頭抱過來！"},{"id":"29281361596930135","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"于是，二無常將老吳抱了進去。"},{"id":"29281372050317459","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"緊接著，他們走進了一道隧道，隧道里很黑的。"},{"id":"29281385204724850","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"嗨喲，這老頭子可真夠沉的哦！"},{"id":"29281389774195718","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"快快快快，別磨蹭！"},{"id":"29281399718298138","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"哎喲，黑哥哥，你說什么呢！誰磨蹭你了啦！"},{"id":"29281408292290332","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"啊，我的天吶，現(xiàn)在干正事呢，你可不可以不要這么齷齪?。?},{"id":"29281416614523478","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"誰齷齪了，你把話給我說清楚，別以為黑燈瞎火的你就可以隨意的栽贓陷害我！"},{"id":"29281420104489408","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"?。?},{"id":"29281424148168657","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"只聽黑無常酸爽的叫聲！"},{"id":"29281427878868998","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"黑哥哥，你叫的聲音真是刺激！"},{"id":"29281431379801986","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"快他媽的給我放開你的咸豬手！"},{"id":"29281435680888368","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"哦？為什么不早說？為什么不早說？"},{"id":"29281439154063803","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"放開！"},{"id":"29281446698733152","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"你為什么不早說呢？早說不就好了嘛！為什么不早說呢？"},{"id":"29281450982871047","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"我現(xiàn)在不是說了嗎？你快給我放開?。?},{"id":"29282980247084814","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"為什么不早說呢？早說不就好了嘛？為什么不早說呢？"},{"id":"29282985616480757","sort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