{"body":[{"id":"29304381272807337","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳來到了暗道里，他迷了路哦"},{"id":"29304391206870958","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"有沒有人??！借我個(gè)手電筒好嗎？蠟燭也行??？……有沒有人??！……有沒有人……"},{"id":"29304397365313813","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳害怕極了，說話都很哆嗦。"},{"id":"29304411879856683","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"29304408912386771","content":"啊哈哈哈哈哈哈……"},{"id":"29304419380669460","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"這一聲奇詭的笑聲，讓老吳感覺不寒而栗??！"},{"id":"29304425841093928","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"誰啊，誰在笑，是誰？快給我出來！哼！"},{"id":"29304443543377032","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"29304408912386771","content":"哈哈哈，我是野鬼啊，唉？你怎么是個(gè)男的啊！還是個(gè)老頭子，你要是個(gè)年輕貌美的女鬼就好了，啊，我現(xiàn)在很孤獨(dú)。嗚嗚……不過，老頭子也可以將就的喲！"},{"id":"29304462069300881","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳只能聽見這聲音，卻見不到這野鬼，他不知道這個(gè)野鬼由于在孤獨(dú)中過于恐懼擔(dān)憂，它只剩下了聲音存在了，其他的全都已經(jīng)找不到了。"},{"id":"29304474685012523","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哦，我已經(jīng)死了?！恍?，我得趕緊去找那兩個(gè)穿黑白衣服的，哦，他們就是黑白無常。"},{"id":"29304479771473008","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳話音剛落，立即往回趕。"},{"id":"29304486500431210","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"野鬼兄弟啊，再見啊，我有事先走了，改天再來看你。"},{"id":"29304494804332141","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"29304408912386771","content":"別走啊，別走啊，咱們不做別的，下下象棋也是很好的嘛。別走啊……"},{"id":"29304504471497608","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"29304408912386771","content":"哦哦~啊啊~咿呀~吼~咕咕~……"},{"id":"29304508764927828","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"野鬼發(fā)出凄厲的叫聲"},{"id":"29304542879399947","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳跑地更快了。其實(shí)這個(gè)野鬼也可以跟著老吳一起走，但是它的聲音也消失了，它跟老吳的對話是它最后的聲音，它徹底沒了，哪怕是個(gè)鬼也沒有了，它消失了，不再在地上或者地下的世界存在。"},{"id":"29304555227078660","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"一會兒，黑白無常看到跑了回來的老吳，二位無常很高興，就像看到一個(gè)小丑那么高興。"},{"id":"29304562461337037","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"唉~你看，回來了，這老吳，還算識相啊。哈哈哈哈。"},{"id":"29304566488401457","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"哈哈哈哈哈哈……"},{"id":"29304572948255138","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"白無?？匆娎仟N的老吳，也忍不住地笑了。"},{"id":"29304577764227668","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"你笑什么？"},{"id":"29307167081583076","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"我笑人類啊！"},{"id":"29307170038153123","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"哦，這樣啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈……"},{"id":"29307181311316385","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"此刻，老吳正在氣喘吁吁地走過來，他熱情地就像一條老狗一樣去跟兩個(gè)無常握手。"},{"id":"29307190171082549","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"嘿嘿，二位，二位，真不好意思，你們就是傳說中的黑白無常吧。?。抗?。"},{"id":"29307195292125961","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"我去，你才知道?。∥艺媸欠?！"},{"id":"29307207625287644","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"老弟我有眼無珠，有眼不識泰山。嘿嘿，嘿嘿……"},{"id":"29307211648535039","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳以笑來緩解尷尬的局面。"},{"id":"29307221599567880","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"你哪是有眼無珠，你簡直就是瞎啊。"},{"id":"29307234741348570","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"我瞎，我瞎……唉？二位，你們能不能給我指條路讓我回家，讓我看看我的孫子去，好處少不了你們的，嘿嘿，嘿嘿……"},{"id":"29307242241396523","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳以笑聲來緩解場面的尷尬。"},{"id":"29307264257382606","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"你想什么呢？想什么呢？自古以來，命由天定，活多活少都看各人的造化?？墒沁@生死簿上只要判官劃了一道，誰也就都不能躲開的，老小子。"},{"id":"29307279577312820","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"是啊，老吳頭，雖說你祖上吳承恩啊寫了孫猴子改了生死簿，可是你見過哪只猴子是不用死的，哼哼，小說可不要當(dāng)真啊！"},{"id":"29307294864197750","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"唉，可是……我還留戀凡塵，我還想見見我的孫子呢！這可怎么辦？到底是誰規(guī)定人必須要死的，真是太壞了，嗚嗚嗚……嗚嗚嗚……"},{"id":"29307325750989475","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"哎喲，吳老伯啊，你不要太難過啦，別說你了，這世間萬物沒有能逃出六道輪回的，你要是想孫子，你看！"},{"id":"29307351781117153","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說著，白無常使用了一招“通地眼”，這種招式可以看到人間的狀況，而且還可以隨著使用者的心意去看任何想看的地方"},{"id":"29307375660715413","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"只見，在一間酒店，老吳的葬宴正在舉行，正中間擺著老吳的照片，旁邊幾朵鮮花，主持人在說著一些客套的話，親友們在吃吃喝喝，哭的哭，笑的笑，幾個(gè)老友在談?wù)撝?},{"id":"29307382098842863","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"唉，這老吳說走就走啊，真是的，太神奇了！"},{"id":"29307398498420757","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"29244898112498245","content":"誰說不是呢，那天還一塊兒喝酒呢！今天，老吳不能喝了，來，哥幾個(gè)，咱們一起喝。啊，舉杯邀明月，對影成三人！"},{"id":"29307410026886532","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"要不咱們不要喝了吧，這酒喝多了沒有好處，你看這老吳都成照片了哦！真是太神奇了！"},{"id":"29307423713522093","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"29244898112498245","content":"好處！鎖了吧，要戒酒就明天再戒吧，這么好的朋友沒了，還不得戒酒消愁一下下嘛！"},{"id":"29307433116743970","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說完，幾個(gè)老吳的朋友痛快地喝酒"},{"id":"29307440645353797","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"而在地府門前的老吳看著這一切。"},{"id":"29307445209714499","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"為什么這么快就給我舉行了葬禮呢？"},{"id":"29307450014669346","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"真是費(fèi)解，太費(fèi)解了，好費(fèi)解啊，啊，特別費(fèi)解??！"},{"id":"29307468288060962","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"啊，這你有所不知啊，天上人間地下，這個(gè)時(shí)差是不一樣的，三界各有各的時(shí)間表，所以，你的葬禮完全是按照人間的規(guī)則來的，沒有提前之類的，這個(gè)你完全可以放心，不如就放心好了！"},{"id":"29307478759552558","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哦，我知道了。唉？那你們看，那照片為什么會這么難看，就好像死人臉一樣。"},{"id":"29307492168038923","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"那本來就是死人臉嘛！你這生前不愛照相，只有一個(gè)大學(xué)畢業(yè)照，你死的又突然，只好給你拍死人照咯！"},{"id":"29307499686011687","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哦，唉？你怎么知道我的事情的？"},{"id":"29307506649762313","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"哼哼，我們哥倆押送亡靈，還不得查查資料什么的啊！真是！"},{"id":"29307509881431639","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哦哦哦，唉？"},{"id":"29307512841789231","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"又怎么了？"},{"id":"29307519296120057","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"你們看，那就是我孫子，多么可愛的小孩子??！"},{"id":"29307523843647194","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"此時(shí)小孫子正在吃飯"},{"id":"29307534297367777","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"這孫子可和你不太像啊！"},{"id":"29307546116879542","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"你這不是廢話嘛！隔代之間本來就不太像，你看我兒子，那旁邊的那個(gè)，像吧，我兒子和我一樣的帥氣、英明神武。"},{"id":"29307552840109475","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"你兒子和你也不像！"},{"id":"29307785039910585","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"像！誰說不像??！就是很像的嘛！"},{"id":"29307789318987864","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"不像，不像！"},{"id":"29307794947688622","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"像，像！超級像的啊！"},{"id":"29307803270753001","sort":"60416","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"好了好了，別吵了，很像的嘛！老白，快看看幾點(diǎn)了！"},{"id":"29307809177278959","sort":"61440","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"白無常趕緊看了看表！"},{"id":"29307820989828403","sort":"62464","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"現(xiàn)在時(shí)間是，地府時(shí)間下午四點(diǎn)五十八分四十七秒、四十八秒、四十九秒、、、、、"},{"id":"29307824505666012","sort":"63488","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"我去！法克！"},{"id":"29307837384078474","sort":"64512","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"白無常趕緊關(guān)閉了“通地眼”，兩位無常抓著老吳趕往陰曹地府。"},{"id":"29307843004888652","sort":"65536","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"我還沒有看夠呢！怎么就走了呢？"},{"id":"29307872816724724","sort":"66560","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"老吳啊，你不知道，我們捉人輪回，這些在時(shí)間上都是很精確的，少了一分鐘就會耽誤你輪回，多了一分鐘就會耽誤別人輪回，每天都有那么多人死去，每天都會有那么多人出生，這個(gè)順序是要有的！要是五點(diǎn)鐘趕不到，不要說你了，就是我們哥倆也會跟著遭殃的！"},{"id":"29307884076210716","sort":"67584","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哦，唉，我說，這里這么暗，為什么不裝一些燈呢？或者點(diǎn)些火把、蠟燭什么的都可以??！"},{"id":"29307892675025809","sort":"68608","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"上面說過，可是沒有了下文，不過上面也說了，鬼怕光！"},{"id":"29307898565100009","sort":"69632","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"那你們抓我的時(shí)候，那可是白天啊！"},{"id":"29307904766316279","sort":"70656","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"嗨喲，那是因?yàn)槲覀儌z的道行深！"},{"id":"29307913088997489","sort":"71680","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"就是就是，唉？老吳，這會兒怎么不想孫子了呢？"},{"id":"29307930799902994","sort":"72704","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"唉！剛才，我看見我孫子吃得那樣開心，我這死又算得了什么呢？我對凡間也不再留戀了！對了，你們告訴我，待會兒都怎么一個(gè)程序呢?"},{"id":"29307965971183225","sort":"73728","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"喲，程序，懂行啊。我來告訴你，是這個(gè)樣子滴，先把你送到閻王那里送審，判官會對你判刑，然后按照罪的大小分別關(guān)進(jìn)十八層地獄。刑滿了就會放出來，到孟婆那里喝湯，在過了奈何橋，到了掌管輪回的輪回官投胎重生就可以了！"},{"id":"29308002736441219","sort":"74752","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哦， 是這么一回事啊，想我雖然沒有那個(gè)命去上天堂，可是，來是也應(yīng)該有個(gè)好命運(yùn)，因?yàn)槲矣X得我還算是個(gè)好人。不過，我竟然六十歲就死了，我不是很服氣的，我要跟閻王說道說道。"}],"sentencecount":74}