5 舉例式旁白

　　{"body":[{"id":"40603720567750656","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"旁白又架著七彩祥云來(lái)了！"},{"id":"40603720567750657","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"安靜，全場(chǎng)由我負(fù)責(zé)，我是本場(chǎng)節(jié)目的DJ，搖起來(lái)！野狼disco走起！"},{"id":"40603720567750658","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"曾經(jīng)呢，有一猴子和一蠢牛打架，爭(zhēng)一仙女，名叫紫霞。"},{"id":"40603720567750659","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"曾經(jīng)呢，有一猴子和一蠢牛打架，爭(zhēng)一仙女，名叫紫霞。大話西游嗎？"},{"id":"40603720567750660","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"40574694910821790","content":"對(duì)呀，笨！"},{"id":"40603720567750661","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"哈哈，笑死我了！兩動(dòng)物都喜歡仙女！"},{"id":"40603720567750662","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"猴子呢，較為調(diào)皮，耳朵里裝了個(gè)玩具，叫金箍棒，啥也聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)！老牛呢，特別霸氣，在至尊寶未成為猴子之前，仙女歸一頭牛管理，也因?yàn)楹镒犹酰?},{"id":"40603720567750663","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"然后呢？"},{"id":"40603720567750664","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"唐僧呢，特別啰嗦，啰嗦到旁邊兩個(gè)小牛仔都自殺了，他還在啰嗦。記得一個(gè)像是上吊死的，另一個(gè)呢，也許是錐子捅死的。都快忘了，總之，唐僧被拴在一個(gè)十字架上，因?yàn)閱聝蓚€(gè)小牛仔自殺了！"},{"id":"40603720567750665","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"那是因?yàn)閱?，特別啰嗦，也搞笑，哈哈！"},{"id":"40603720567750666","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"而至尊寶呢，架著七彩祥云來(lái)救她了，猴子修成正果，能用毛幻化出猴仔，老牛也是，可以用跳蚤幻化出小牛仔，兩動(dòng)物都很強(qiáng)！最初目的，必定是仙女！"},{"id":"40603720567750667","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"而他們呢？都在爭(zhēng)一仙女！老牛是惡霸，猴子調(diào)皮，但他也特別喜歡紫霞，只因?yàn)樗淅锶藗€(gè)玩具！"},{"id":"40603720567750668","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"40574604716507476","content":"打雷了，回家收衣服了，打雷了，回家收衣服了！吃飯了，回家吃飯了……"},{"id":"40603720567750669","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"倆牛自殺的目的呢？同時(shí)考慮——七彩祥云飛來(lái)的目的？與打雷了、下雨了，回家收衣服了，有必然性嗎？不做解答，留給讀者思考！"},{"id":"40603720567750670","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"同時(shí)，猴子也架著七彩祥云來(lái)了，他的目的是救紫霞。"},{"id":"40603720567750671","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"可他最終救了唐僧！"},{"id":"40603720567750672","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"你這個(gè)話題終結(jié)者，先等我說(shuō)完！"},{"id":"40603720567750673","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"好，請(qǐng)開(kāi)始你的表演！"},{"id":"40603720567750674","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"他成為猴子后，第一件事是救紫霞！"},{"id":"40603720567750675","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"可他的師傅也在那！"},{"id":"40603720567750676","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"本想殺了師傅，帶走紫霞的，可是有菩薩呀！"},{"id":"40603720567750677","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"他特別煩！"},{"id":"40603720567750678","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"對(duì)"},{"id":"40603720567750679","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"所以呢，為了取經(jīng)，他只能先被動(dòng)殺了紫霞，再殺了牛魔，因?yàn)樽舷家蚕Ｍ热ト〗?jīng)，回過(guò)頭再回來(lái)迎娶自己——架著七彩祥云！可是呢？這經(jīng)一取，便取了五百年加九九八十一難，感情呀，永遠(yuǎn)不是取，而是年齡到了直接娶！"},{"id":"40603843494412288","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"兩動(dòng)物呢，都能幻化出各自的猴仔與牛仔！"},{"id":"40603843494412289","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"結(jié)果呢？他失去了紫霞？結(jié)果呢？他取到了真經(jīng)？結(jié)果呢！別人說(shuō)他像條狗一樣，說(shuō)的是猴子，而不是某兩位站在城墻上的帥哥美女！"},{"id":"40603843494412290","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"所以說(shuō)啊，在猴子來(lái)救唐僧的時(shí)候（架著七彩祥云），唐僧還在說(shuō)，打雷了回家收衣服了，兩牛仔都自殺了，被栓在十字架上的唐僧殺了。而猴子呢，是來(lái)救他的，他的七彩祥云也有雷，但似乎沒(méi)下雨！"},{"id":"40603843494412291","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"至尊寶這輩子都不會(huì)哭泣，因?yàn)槟菚?huì)貌似沒(méi)下雨，只有倆動(dòng)物打斗！"},{"id":"40603843494412292","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"結(jié)果呢，還還是取經(jīng)去了，取到了真經(jīng)！"},{"id":"40603843494412293","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"普度眾生"},{"id":"40603843494412295","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"本章完！"},{"id":"40608770358771712","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"看！不遠(yuǎn)處的一縷霓虹！日光浴下，祿海之中，格外耀眼！那是，那是……綠蔭下的一抹彩。聞！不遠(yuǎn)處彌漫著芳香！沁人心脾的徐來(lái)，緩緩飄過(guò)，不留下一絲殘痕；緩緩飄過(guò)，不帶走一束暮光；緩緩飄過(guò)，留下的卻是一絲希望，希望能留住那一縷芳香。聽(tīng)！不遠(yuǎn)處唧唧作響！嗡嗡……蜜蜂也為她扇動(dòng)翅膀；"},{"id":"40608820824638464","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"嘰嘰……喜鵲也為她積極歡唱；幻想，那是一場(chǎng)表演，一首旋律豐富的伴奏，一支得天獨(dú)厚的歌謠，一席怦然心動(dòng)的舞蹈。風(fēng)，還是停了，沒(méi)有風(fēng)的傾灑，芳香黯然消逝。喜鵲，卻也是顧家，貪戀美景，只會(huì)越陷越深。"},{"id":"40608820824638465","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"那一抹霓虹，帶來(lái)的是無(wú)法忘記的惆悵，那一縷芳香，帶來(lái)的是凝重消散的臉龐。那一場(chǎng)表演，帶來(lái)的是亭亭玉立的姑娘。也是將之留下的希望！"},{"id":"40608820824638466","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"——杜鵑花"},{"id":"40608820824638467","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","cont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