3 自適應(yīng)與適應(yīng)旁白

　　{"body":[{"id":"40583091034521600","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我叫旁白，我在自適應(yīng)社會(huì)，社會(huì)是我的家。"},{"id":"40583091034521601","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我也不去自適應(yīng)，但我去適應(yīng)，因?yàn)槲倚δ樢詫?duì)每個(gè)人，沒對(duì)其他人的利益造成傷害與可能引起的困擾！"},{"id":"40583091034521602","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"旁白離場(chǎng)，家庭討論開始！"},{"id":"40583889361567744","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"旁白說(shuō)，為什么抽煙喝酒，不考慮戒了？"},{"id":"40583889361567745","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"40574719606895148","content":"戒了吧，也許你到我這個(gè)年紀(jì)，就會(huì)考慮家庭，考慮長(zhǎng)期的投資，我年輕時(shí)候呀，進(jìn)過礦洞，腳指頭少了四根，所以吧，我很愛自己的妻子，她卻體會(huì)不到，認(rèn)為我倒插門，我很努力很努力，努力到腳指頭都不在了，她都看不見，還終日爭(zhēng)吵！還試圖教唆自己的子嗣，筷子頭對(duì)著哪邊——是供奉（老祖公）的。"},{"id":"40583889361567746","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"40574719606895148","content":"我在喝酒，我把煙戒了（在我45歲的時(shí)候），我戒不了酒！因?yàn)殚L(zhǎng)期喝酒形成了一個(gè)周期，不論開心難過都在喝，開心多喝點(diǎn)，難過也多喝點(diǎn)。我現(xiàn)在照樣戒不了酒，因?yàn)槊刻熘缓?0ml老白干?。ìF(xiàn)在的我快70了）"},{"id":"40583889361567747","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"你就是個(gè)大專生，考慮那些干嘛，現(xiàn)在要考慮的，就是好好上班，拿著死工資，不論多少，先攢錢，再考慮自己創(chuàng)業(yè)！"},{"id":"40583889361567748","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"這樣會(huì)形成一個(gè)周期，即使通過1-5年，我攢到錢了，再考慮衣食住行的前提下，我要結(jié)婚呀，因?yàn)槲医衲曩F庚23了呢，我很窮。對(duì)！也許我24-28了呢，說(shuō)不一定，也許明年是鼠年，后年是牛年，女朋友屬牛，那就不能結(jié)婚了呢？催婚？催本命年？我沒意見，但請(qǐng)讓我先攢自己的彩禮錢！"},{"id":"40583889361567749","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"創(chuàng)業(yè)嗎？女朋友呢？直接放棄了？因?yàn)闆]時(shí)間去料理，我的時(shí)間，已經(jīng)浪費(fèi)在了創(chuàng)業(yè)上，對(duì)不起，你不是狄仁杰，我沒ED！"},{"id":"40583889361567750","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"40574694910821790","content":"你可消停消停吧，和我學(xué)理發(fā)，學(xué)點(diǎn)有技術(shù)含量的東西，未來(lái)才不會(huì)餓死！"},{"id":"40583889361567751","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"現(xiàn)在呢，我們不用去換購(gòu)梁票了，只需開心便好，好的心情，完全可以有好的收貨，建立在能吃飽，能穿暖的前提下，微笑很重要，戒酒很簡(jiǎn)單，微笑微笑微笑，那也是基礎(chǔ)，但我戒不了酒，那周期太長(zhǎng)，考慮戒煙在戒酒的同時(shí)，把你的煙頭扔垃圾桶，記得千萬(wàn)扔垃圾桶，別扔馬路上，別人看到了，也許跟隨呢？"},{"id":"40583889361567752","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"這是一個(gè)周期啊，我剛剛說(shuō)過，把一天分為三個(gè)時(shí)段——早中晚，把他作為一個(gè)周期，我們的脾氣在無(wú)限循環(huán)，所以這個(gè)周期也在無(wú)限循環(huán)！"},{"id":"40583889361567753","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"說(shuō)些什么亂七八糟的，你的任務(wù)是努力學(xué)習(xí)，努力讀書，努力工作，雖然你的文憑只是大專，記住，我是公務(wù)員，也就是鐵飯碗，你能和我比？"},{"id":"40583889361567754","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"用我們家的爭(zhēng)吵——推論別人家的爭(zhēng)吵可以乎——作為數(shù)學(xué)演算！所以我是祥林嫂，阿毛丟了，阿毛丟了？還是祥子，虎妞長(zhǎng)胖了，我抽福壽膏去了？我們不是樹人，但我們需要學(xué)習(xí)，需要吶喊！"},{"id":"40583889361567755","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"你覺得我笨嗎？"},{"id":"40583889361567756","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"不笨？"},{"id":"40583889361567757","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"為什么我的文憑是大專？回答我？"},{"id":"40583889361567758","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"不知道，可能真有點(diǎn)笨吧！"},{"id":"40583889361567759","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"或者說(shuō)，等我考慮一下再回答你！"},{"id":"40583889361567760","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"不用考慮，直接說(shuō)。"},{"id":"40583889361567761","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"家庭爭(zhēng)吵算是嗎？"},{"id":"40583889361567762","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"思考了大概一分鐘！"},{"id":"40583889361567763","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"算，說(shuō)，算什么？"},{"id":"40583889361567764","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"文化底蘊(yùn)不同，城鎮(zhèn)不同，大聚居，小聚居不同，所以文化底蘊(yùn)也不同，所以吵架了？——所以，每家每戶都如此過？"},{"id":"40583889361567765","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"對(duì)，就那么簡(jiǎn)單！"},{"id":"40583889361567766","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"40574694910821790","content":"你們?cè)谡f(shuō)什么，別打擾我玩游戲，玩一下，一會(huì)還要去加班呢！"},{"id":"40583889361567767","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"悶著"},{"id":"40583889361567768","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"弟弟無(wú)語(yǔ)！"},{"id":"40583889361567769","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"直接說(shuō)吧"},{"id":"40583889361567770","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"40574694910821790","content":"對(duì)，同意，不然一會(huì)我可能因?yàn)橛螒蜉斄恕蚰?，只是有可能呀?},{"id":"40583889361567771","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"對(duì)"},{"id":"40583889361567772","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"自適應(yīng)與適應(yīng)"},{"id":"40583889361567773","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"應(yīng)用于社會(huì)，再合適不過"},{"id":"40583889361567774","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我們的家，六口之家：爺爺、奶奶、爸爸、媽媽、弟弟，加上我，六個(gè)！"},{"id":"40583889361567775","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我們家呢，只有男的做飯，怎么說(shuō)呢，我家的狗會(huì)發(fā)瘋，因?yàn)檠?，我家?zhēng)吵，可能狗也看不下去了呢，說(shuō)不一定！"},{"id":"40583889361567776","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我們家的牛會(huì)攻擊紅色物體，我見過它攻擊紅色的墻，因?yàn)槟菚r(shí)在爭(zhēng)吵，下田的牛也被打，沒過多久，他就撞一面紅色的墻去了！"},{"id":"40584032169230336","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"紀(jì)實(shí)，這是第一步！怎么說(shuō)呢，以我自己的故事開個(gè)先例！"},{"id":"40584032169230338","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"你說(shuō)，你說(shuō)的那些，旁白都不知道呢！"},{"id":"40584032169230339","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"只有歷史書上可以學(xué)到！"},{"id":"40584032169230340","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"只有攝像頭可以看到！"},{"id":"40584032169230341","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"只有親人與朋友不能理解——三體效應(yīng)。"},{"id":"40584032169230342","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"行"},{"id":"40584032169230343","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"從前呢，有個(gè)11歲的小男孩，扒在屋頂上看你們打架，你們知道嗎，他很想去拉開你們，又因?yàn)樽约后w格、體質(zhì)很小，所以呢，他只能看，拉不開，都打進(jìn)法院了，誰(shuí)能拉得開，而那六歲的小男孩呢，也只能以失敗告終，他做什么都失敗，因?yàn)樗恢溃簩?dǎo)向性→單向性→發(fā)展自己→然后抱怨→我的青春→好迷茫呀！"},{"id":"40584032169230344","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"他去哪了？"},{"id":"40584032169230345","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"只能是大專生，通過關(guān)系去了某家事業(yè)單位，做了兩年工作，然后現(xiàn)在出來(lái)了！"},{"id":"40584032169230346","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"他沒有抱怨，只是考慮有可能，所有的可能，按墨菲定律都可以有選擇，也可以有原則！"},{"id":"40590576340434944","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"再次對(duì)周期進(jìn)行一個(gè)演算考慮！"},{"id":"40590576340434945","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"假設(shè)每個(gè)大專生都是豬，包括我，我也是頭豬！"},{"id":"40590576340434946","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"那么，是不是我們都有共同話題！"},{"id":"40590576340434947","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"那就是家庭爭(zhēng)吵？"},{"id":"40590576340434948","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我們的智商低嗎？不低？學(xué)歷為什么低？"},{"id":"40590576340434949","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"因?yàn)闋?zhēng)吵？"},{"id":"40590576340434950","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"40574694910821790","content":"誰(shuí)知道呢，我只考慮先把這局聯(lián)盟打完了，考慮豬干嘛？"},{"id":"40590576340434951","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"對(duì)，旁白在自嘲的時(shí)候也提高著，作為一頭孤獨(dú)的豬，他知道上進(jìn)！"},{"id":"40590576340434952","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"知道與杰倫哥比比速度，秋名山車神，看東西越來(lái)越快，別人跟不上他的思維，他決定跟別人比比，因?yàn)槟菞l賽道他經(jīng)常用來(lái)送豆腐，所以呢，他比較熟悉，所以呢，他贏了，為什么？因?yàn)槟遣侩娪啊蓄^文字D，里面所有的角色都很帥，很美。——針對(duì)一部劇說(shuō)一句話，里面的膽子好大！"},{"id":"40590746796950528","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"這第二章沒得出啥結(jié)論——但記得！"},{"id":"40590746796950529","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"你的每一個(gè)微笑都是有回報(bào)的，區(qū)別在于你選擇繼續(xù)還是放棄！"},{"id":"40608354820685824","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"生機(jī)迷翠綠，翠綠俏生機(jī)。精衛(wèi)填海，尚且移山。世間萬(wàn)物，息息相關(guān)。藍(lán)天并不缺少敬仰，萬(wàn)尊的高度，微微的眉頭。蔚藍(lán)期待中——很少見他怒吼，怒吼，存在于世人的統(tǒng)一弊病，他在訓(xùn)斥，雷鳴是他眷世的心聲。生機(jī)如翠竹，翠竹踏黃土。"},{"id":"40608354820685825","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"青筍氣傲，酷愛比天高，舉著額頭，他——瀟灑不拘。往后啊，長(zhǎng)輩的教導(dǎo)，是他低頭的悲抗。天藍(lán)藍(lán)，普光照，翠綠映，顯蒼蒼。翠竹當(dāng)如何不拘？蒼天當(dāng)如何怒吼？這低頭？這眷戀？可否詮釋？"},{"id":"40608354820685826","sort":"60416","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"——翠竹"},{"id":"40615374676295680","sort":"61440","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"——贈(zèng)自己"}],"sentencecount":61}