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3 自適應與適應旁白

雜亂無章之事故 千里 78 2019-10-16 19:29:55

  {"body":[{"id":"40583091034521600","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我叫旁白,我在自適應社會,社會是我的家。"},{"id":"40583091034521601","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我也不去自適應,但我去適應,因為我笑臉以對每個人,沒對其他人的利益造成傷害與可能引起的困擾!"},{"id":"40583091034521602","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"旁白離場,家庭討論開始!"},{"id":"40583889361567744","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"旁白說,為什么抽煙喝酒,不考慮戒了?"},{"id":"40583889361567745","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"40574719606895148","content":"戒了吧,也許你到我這個年紀,就會考慮家庭,考慮長期的投資,我年輕時候呀,進過礦洞,腳指頭少了四根,所以吧,我很愛自己的妻子,她卻體會不到,認為我倒插門,我很努力很努力,努力到腳指頭都不在了,她都看不見,還終日爭吵!還試圖教唆自己的子嗣,筷子頭對著哪邊——是供奉(老祖公)的。"},{"id":"40583889361567746","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"40574719606895148","content":"我在喝酒,我把煙戒了(在我45歲的時候),我戒不了酒!因為長期喝酒形成了一個周期,不論開心難過都在喝,開心多喝點,難過也多喝點。我現(xiàn)在照樣戒不了酒,因為每天只喝50ml老白干?。ìF(xiàn)在的我快70了)"},{"id":"40583889361567747","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"你就是個大專生,考慮那些干嘛,現(xiàn)在要考慮的,就是好好上班,拿著死工資,不論多少,先攢錢,再考慮自己創(chuàng)業(yè)!"},{"id":"40583889361567748","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"這樣會形成一個周期,即使通過1-5年,我攢到錢了,再考慮衣食住行的前提下,我要結(jié)婚呀,因為我今年貴庚23了呢,我很窮。對!也許我24-28了呢,說不一定,也許明年是鼠年,后年是牛年,女朋友屬牛,那就不能結(jié)婚了呢?催婚?催本命年?我沒意見,但請讓我先攢自己的彩禮錢!"},{"id":"40583889361567749","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"創(chuàng)業(yè)嗎?女朋友呢?直接放棄了?因為沒時間去料理,我的時間,已經(jīng)浪費在了創(chuàng)業(yè)上,對不起,你不是狄仁杰,我沒ED!"},{"id":"40583889361567750","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"40574694910821790","content":"你可消停消停吧,和我學理發(fā),學點有技術(shù)含量的東西,未來才不會餓死!"},{"id":"40583889361567751","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"現(xiàn)在呢,我們不用去換購梁票了,只需開心便好,好的心情,完全可以有好的收貨,建立在能吃飽,能穿暖的前提下,微笑很重要,戒酒很簡單,微笑微笑微笑,那也是基礎,但我戒不了酒,那周期太長,考慮戒煙在戒酒的同時,把你的煙頭扔垃圾桶,記得千萬扔垃圾桶,別扔馬路上,別人看到了,也許跟隨呢?"},{"id":"40583889361567752","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"這是一個周期啊,我剛剛說過,把一天分為三個時段——早中晚,把他作為一個周期,我們的脾氣在無限循環(huán),所以這個周期也在無限循環(huán)!"},{"id":"40583889361567753","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"說些什么亂七八糟的,你的任務是努力學習,努力讀書,努力工作,雖然你的文憑只是大專,記住,我是公務員,也就是鐵飯碗,你能和我比?"},{"id":"40583889361567754","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"用我們家的爭吵——推論別人家的爭吵可以乎——作為數(shù)學演算!所以我是祥林嫂,阿毛丟了,阿毛丟了?還是祥子,虎妞長胖了,我抽福壽膏去了?我們不是樹人,但我們需要學習,需要吶喊!"},{"id":"40583889361567755","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"你覺得我笨嗎?"},{"id":"40583889361567756","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"不笨?"},{"id":"40583889361567757","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"為什么我的文憑是大專?回答我?"},{"id":"40583889361567758","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"不知道,可能真有點笨吧!"},{"id":"40583889361567759","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"或者說,等我考慮一下再回答你!"},{"id":"40583889361567760","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"不用考慮,直接說。"},{"id":"40583889361567761","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"家庭爭吵算是嗎?"},{"id":"40583889361567762","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"思考了大概一分鐘!"},{"id":"40583889361567763","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"算,說,算什么?"},{"id":"40583889361567764","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"文化底蘊不同,城鎮(zhèn)不同,大聚居,小聚居不同,所以文化底蘊也不同,所以吵架了?——所以,每家每戶都如此過?"},{"id":"40583889361567765","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"對,就那么簡單!"},{"id":"40583889361567766","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"40574694910821790","content":"你們在說什么,別打擾我玩游戲,玩一下,一會還要去加班呢!"},{"id":"40583889361567767","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"悶著"},{"id":"40583889361567768","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"弟弟無語!"},{"id":"40583889361567769","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"直接說吧"},{"id":"40583889361567770","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"40574694910821790","content":"對,同意,不然一會我可能因為游戲輸了——打你,只是有可能呀!"},{"id":"40583889361567771","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"對"},{"id":"40583889361567772","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"自適應與適應"},{"id":"40583889361567773","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"應用于社會,再合適不過"},{"id":"40583889361567774","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我們的家,六口之家:爺爺、奶奶、爸爸、媽媽、弟弟,加上我,六個!"},{"id":"40583889361567775","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我們家呢,只有男的做飯,怎么說呢,我家的狗會發(fā)瘋,因為呀,我家爭吵,可能狗也看不下去了呢,說不一定!"},{"id":"40583889361567776","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"我們家的牛會攻擊紅色物體,我見過它攻擊紅色的墻,因為那時在爭吵,下田的牛也被打,沒過多久,他就撞一面紅色的墻去了!"},{"id":"40584032169230336","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"紀實,這是第一步!怎么說呢,以我自己的故事開個先例!"},{"id":"40584032169230338","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"你說,你說的那些,旁白都不知道呢!"},{"id":"40584032169230339","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"40574805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