第四章 真的這么淡定？

　　{"body":[{"id":"41349137911775232","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"喲呵，小子。你的反應(yīng)讓我刮目相看呀。"},{"id":"41349137911775233","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哼，哼哼。"},{"id":"41349137911775234","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"不然還能怎樣？"},{"id":"41349137911775235","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"認(rèn)命是我們宅男的優(yōu)點(diǎn)。"},{"id":"41349137911775236","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"嘿，小子。你這生活態(tài)度，真不咋地。"},{"id":"41349137911775237","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"也是哈。不然也不會(huì)被系統(tǒng)當(dāng)成負(fù)能量給吸進(jìn)來。"},{"id":"41349137911775238","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"別光說我！你不也是被吸進(jìn)來的嗎？"},{"id":"41349137911775239","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"咱倆半斤八兩！"},{"id":"41349137911775240","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"我跟你可不一樣！"},{"id":"41349137911775241","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"有什么不一樣？反正都出不去！"},{"id":"41349137911775242","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"咳咳。講正經(jīng)的。最近系統(tǒng)負(fù)能量嚴(yán)重缺乏。年輕人想想辦法吧。"},{"id":"41349137911775243","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"切，講不過我就談工作轉(zhuǎn)移話題。"},{"id":"41349137911775244","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"你們這個(gè)系統(tǒng)在現(xiàn)實(shí)世界是以什么形式存在的？"},{"id":"41349137911775245","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"我們有自己的APP。"},{"id":"41349137911775246","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"叫：不開心消消哭。"},{"id":"41349137911775247","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哦！原來如此。我一不開心就玩這款游戲，然后心情就會(huì)變好。"},{"id":"41349137911775248","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"但是，就在我被吸進(jìn)系統(tǒng)那天，也不知道為什么，越玩越不開心，結(jié)果自己就來這里了。"},{"id":"41349137911775249","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"暗自嘀咕：那天運(yùn)維象象生產(chǎn)去了，APP出現(xiàn)bug。所以你才會(huì)被吸進(jìn)來的，倒霉蛋！"},{"id":"41349137911775250","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"最近為什么會(huì)負(fù)能量缺乏？"},{"id":"41349137911775251","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"是因?yàn)槿祟惍a(chǎn)生的負(fù)能量少了？"},{"id":"41349137911775252","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"唉。我們在人間的帶鹽人跑路啦。APP推廣不到位，玩家也就少啦。"},{"id":"41349137911775253","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哦，原來如此。"},{"id":"41349137911775254","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"眼睛咕嚕的轉(zhuǎn)：那我做你們?nèi)碎g的帶鹽人，如何？"},{"id":"41349137911775255","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"心中嘀咕：還能跑路，嘿嘿嘿。"},{"id":"41349137911775256","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"沉思狀：也可以，不過你就別想著跑了。"},{"id":"41349137911775257","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"吸取教訓(xùn)，我們已經(jīng)在你身上裝了定位系統(tǒng)。"},{"id":"41349137911775258","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"除非你死了。"},{"id":"41349137911775259","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"上下打量自己：定位系統(tǒng)？唬我呢吧？"},{"id":"41349137911775260","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"你穿的這件衣服，就是我們旺旺最新研究出來的定位緊身衣。"},{"id":"41349137911775261","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"需要充電嗎？"},{"id":"41349137911775262","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"不需要。"},{"id":"41349137911775263","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那怎么定位？"},{"id":"41349137911775264","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"高科技，你不懂。"},{"id":"41349137911775265","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那我脫了不就得了。"},{"id":"41349137911775266","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"脫不下來哦。"},{"id":"41349137911775267","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那我怎么洗澡？"},{"id":"41349137911775268","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"你們宅男洗澡嗎？"},{"id":"41349137911775269","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"也對(duì)。"},{"id":"41349137911775270","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那我上廁所怎么辦？"},{"id":"41349137911775271","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"高科技，隨便拉，隨便撒，不臟不臭，自帶清潔系統(tǒng)。還可以根據(jù)心情變換外觀，顏色！"},{"id":"41349137911775272","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哎喲我擦，這么神奇嗎？"},{"id":"41349137911775273","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那以后豈不是省了買衣服錢了？"},{"id":"41349137911775274","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"這孩子腦筋確實(shí)缺根筋。用來控制他的東西，竟然也被當(dāng)成寶貝。"},{"id":"41349137911775275","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"工資怎么算？"},{"id":"41349137911775276","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"什么工資？"},{"id":"41349137911775277","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"就工資?。∥也豢赡芙o你白干吧？"},{"id":"41349137911775278","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"當(dāng)然是白干！要不你別回去了。"},{"id":"41349137911775279","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"你不說我死了嗎？真的還能回去？"},{"id":"41349137911775280","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"那是自然。這都小事兒。你就想著怎么推廣我們的軟件吧。"},{"id":"41349137911775281","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"給推廣費(fèi)嗎？起碼得給個(gè)百八十萬的廣告費(fèi)吧？"},{"id":"41349137911775282","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"給，個(gè)屁！"},{"id":"41349137911775283","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"系統(tǒng)提示：警告一次！劉呵呵使用敏感詞匯：個(gè)屁！"},{"id":"41349137911775284","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"系統(tǒng)老哥哥，我錯(cuò)啦。"},{"id":"41349137911775285","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哼，沒出息的老東西。"},{"id":"41917739236851712","sort":"55296","type":2,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"41917738968911474"}],"sentencecount":55}