第五章 死了十五天！

　　{"body":[{"id":"41350189625115648","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"做好準(zhǔn)備吧，本大爺要送你回去了！"},{"id":"41350189625115649","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"這么草率嗎？"},{"id":"41350189625115650","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"反正你又跑不了。"},{"id":"41350189625115651","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"再不回去，你的肉身恐怕就被燒了。"},{"id":"41350189625115652","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"拍大腿：我把這事兒給忘了。"},{"id":"41350189625115653","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"系統(tǒng)時(shí)間和現(xiàn)實(shí)時(shí)間怎么換算？"},{"id":"41350189625115654","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"我怎么清楚?。∥矣譀](méi)出過(guò)系統(tǒng)！"},{"id":"41350189625115655","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"來(lái)，撅屁股！"},{"id":"41350189625115656","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"干嘛？老東西，你不會(huì)是有什么特別的愛(ài)好吧？"},{"id":"41350189625115657","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"什么特別愛(ài)好？你別瞎想啊。我就是想把你踹回去！"},{"id":"41350189625115658","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哎喲！"},{"id":"41350189625115659","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"現(xiàn)實(shí)世界：楊開(kāi)心的臥室內(nèi)"},{"id":"41350189625115660","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"這老東西，踹我踹的這么狠！"},{"id":"41350189625115661","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"還好逃出了他的手掌心，不然都不知道他以后怎么虐待我。這個(gè)老變態(tài)！老處男！"},{"id":"41350189625115662","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"別說(shuō)我壞話啊。我是能聽(tīng)見(jiàn)滴！"},{"id":"41350189625115663","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"四處尋找：老東西，你在哪呢？我怎么看不到你？"},{"id":"41350189625115664","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"忘了告訴你，你這件衣服有竊聽(tīng)和監(jiān)視功能。"},{"id":"41350189625115665","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"不要做什么不該做的事情！"},{"id":"41350189625115666","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"臥槽，那我以后豈不是不能看愛(ài)看的片兒了？"},{"id":"41350189625115667","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"這個(gè)嘛。我可以想辦法，前提是咱倆一起看，嘿嘿嘿。"},{"id":"41350189625115668","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"想得美！"},{"id":"41350189625115669","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"拿起桌上的手機(jī)：臥槽，手機(jī)都沒(méi)電了！"},{"id":"41350189625115670","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"今天是幾號(hào)？"},{"id":"41350189625115671","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"為啥泡面都臭了？"},{"id":"41350189625115672","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"桌子上怎么這么多灰？"},{"id":"41350189625115673","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"拿起對(duì)講機(jī)：老友老友，請(qǐng)回答！"},{"id":"41350189625115674","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"41350017558486969","content":"老友回答，老友回答。"},{"id":"41350189625115675","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"今天是幾號(hào)？今天是幾號(hào)？"},{"id":"41350189625115676","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"41350017558486969","content":"15號(hào)。話說(shuō)，你15天沒(méi)跟我聯(lián)系了。"},{"id":"41350189625115677","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"神馬？"},{"id":"41350189625115678","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"我死了十五天了？"},{"id":"41350189625115679","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"竟然沒(méi)有人發(fā)現(xiàn)？"},{"id":"41350189625115680","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"老友老友，我十五天沒(méi)跟你聯(lián)系，你就不擔(dān)心我死翹翹了？"},{"id":"41350189625115681","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"41350017558486969","content":"擔(dān)心?。】墒俏矣植幌雱?dòng)彈。都是宅男宅女。你懂的。"},{"id":"41350189625115682","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"臥槽，咱倆就住同一個(gè)屋檐下。動(dòng)一下你會(huì)死？"},{"id":"41350189625115683","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"41350017558486969","content":"就因?yàn)闀?huì)死，所以你才搞來(lái)對(duì)講機(jī)的嘛！只需充電，不用充話費(fèi)。簡(jiǎn)單方便省錢！"},{"id":"41350189625115684","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"41350017558486969","content":"這都是你說(shuō)的！"},{"id":"41350189625115685","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"我，我…"},{"id":"41350189625115686","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"真的是自作孽不可活！"},{"id":"41350189625115687","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"41350017558486969","content":"你屋里都傳出臭味了，你趕快收拾收拾吧。順便幫我也收拾一下。"},{"id":"41350189625115688","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"老天爺，我為什么要回來(lái)？"},{"id":"41350189625115689","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"想回來(lái)？晚了！今天就這樣吧，明天工作量翻兩倍。你先處理一下個(gè)人衛(wèi)生，不忍直視！"},{"id":"41350189625115690","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"劉呵呵關(guān)掉了監(jiān)視器。干嘔了好一會(huì)。隔著顯示屏，他都能聞到一股臭味兒。"}],"sentencecount":43}